Kinder crap

Cheap, grimy and unsightly large plastic toys that your trashy neighbors keep on their balcony as eyesores to the community.

The dirtbags next door keep their balcony strewn about with cheap unsightly kinder crap.

by ShockaRocka June 11, 2018

have a crap

an act of emptying solid waste matter from the bowels

Linda: Why are you going to the toilet with your IPad?
Richard: I'm gonna have a crap.

by summergal March 29, 2015

Crap Saget

A humorous gesture that is administered when one judo chops another between the shoulder blades and says: "CRAP SAGET!"in a loud deep voice.

Man! I have a huge bruise from that Crap Saget the other day!
You just got Crap Saggeted!

by Dark Gorilla November 29, 2009

victory crap

A defecation, often voluminous, occurring after a term of inability to move one's bowels due to constipation, travel (excluding Mexico), being on a date, or other factors. Typically gratifying.

"As soon as I got home from church camp I spent two hours in the shitter taking a victory crap!

by buster7 March 10, 2007

The Crap Factor

1. Noun. The notion held by a person that anything done before they arrived was put in place by brain damaged trained monkeys and is complete and utter crap.

Our new boss has a good case of the crap factor when it comes to our network.

by Todi July 21, 2009

crap dusting

To fart or to pass gas when there's no danger of anything solid coming out with it.

I knew there was something making me feel uneasy, but after a little crap dusting I felt just fine.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones August 3, 2006

crapping the bed

Crapping the bed means to do so horribly bad on something such as a test. If you crapped the bed you didn't do good on a test

Aww man I crapped the bed on that math test

He sure crapped the bed on that test

So far im crapping the bed on this unit

by crooxtor January 31, 2014