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Womb Vandalism

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing an act of vandaliam on or inside the womb of a human or animal. This also includes the sadistic hobbie of crawling up inside a womb and setting fireworks off. As seen in the infamous case of Mr N Demp-C in 1902. Womb Vandalism is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.3 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.
In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Womb Vandalism, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
by wuddawhist July 31, 2012
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penis in womb deep

When something is unreachable to the point where just trying to describe it cause brain malfunction.
There's so much dust inside my computer. Like penis in womb deep!
by HappyWill16 December 6, 2023
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womb@

by ItsYaSquidBoi April 19, 2018
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Rub salt in the womb

when an old guy jizzes his viscous, kidney-stone-infused jizz inside a woman's womb; impregnation is optional
"dude did you hear al pacino's having another baby at age 83?"

"bro, way to rub salt in the womb"
by spleenmasta January 13, 2024
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womb deal

A deal so raw it hasn't even been born yet.
"I got such a womb deal today with my assignments! It sucks!"
by Finseed April 1, 2020
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womb wiper

a males penis of extreme length/girth. usually put into use on minge monday or tattyby thursday
'ah man she smoked my womb wiper for hours on minge monday'
by Mikey'minge monday' c February 1, 2009
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Womb moms day

It is the day of the mothers, whose baby’s are still in the mothers womb. The nurturing mother still deserves a celebration for gods sake.
When someone’s baby is still in the womb on Mother’s Day / you: well that’s why I celebrate “womb moms day” on may 15th? For mothers who’s baby is still in the womb dumb fuck😂
by Breddded April 16, 2023
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