trouser gobbler

well, what the fuck do YOU think it means?

some cunning linguists are merely trouser gobblers in drag...

by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

trouser chili

A famous chili mix made at a chili pub in San Fran. The chili is poured out of a sewn up pant leg.

I just shit some trouser chili and it ran down into my new Jordan's...theres $200 down the drain!!

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

trouser jihad

when guys redundantly kick each other nuts untill they one surrenders, the last man standings dick must in fact be holier cause some superior holy power must be protecting that guy's dick

in order to figure out who would get ashley we had a trouser jihad

by Ashley Walsh July 6, 2006

Trouser Gravy

Running shit.

My after drinking that dark beer all night I have mad trouser gravy today.

by Tom Braski December 14, 2003

Pork Scotch trousers

Boring, sensible black trousers with flaps over the back pockets. Worn by fat security guards who go out with men in drag, these trousers send people to sleep just by looking at them.

What the hell is fatboy wearing?

Pork Scotch trousers. Boring aren't they? Its the flap that does it.

<snore>

by Flappy Dickwad May 18, 2009

milking the trouser snake

Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.

"Mom walked in while I was milking the trouser snake."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

Wowzers in my trousers

Means getting intensely excited on multiple facets. Either sexually excited or any form of intense excitement.

1. Sasha started stripping and Jim exclaimed Wowzers in my trousers!
2. Justine heard she got tickets to see Maroon 5 and the prospect of her seeing Adam Levine made her say Wowzers in my trousers!

by mja71889 April 4, 2011