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MONKEY SLAB

A very nice meal found in the heart of africa
click clock: "come try my monkey slab my wife made"

click clock 2:"ew this is shit fuck you you faggot"
by monkeyslablicka February 12, 2024
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Slab

A Slab is a person is just an all round sound guy, often one of the boys, an absolute geezer
Toms being a right slab today.
by BigDickker September 30, 2019
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Slab

Also known as a highway , freeway or expressway.
I’m getting on the slab now

I’m on the slab headed to you.
by Peezy January 17, 2021
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Slab

Slang for female,short for slab of meat
by Jesse bellanger September 15, 2023
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bulging slab

A growth on the gooch of a male . Cyst , Pimple or a general growth on the gooch
" did you get up to much at the weekend?" "Nah bud , I was caught up all weekend with a bulging slab"
by Budzer December 20, 2017
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Slab

Frat boy, FERDA kind of guy, you see a group of them outside of the bar tryna holler
Damn look at all those slabs over there
by yourdadlikesanna July 6, 2025
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Meat Slab

When you tie two women’s pussy lips together to create the meat slab

Or alternatively, when you dig through the Arby’s dumpster and steal a frozen slab of roast beef and feed it to the whores in the basement
“Ayo Lemme lick those meat slab: the tied clitoris
“T̵̨̤̱͇͇̭͔̣̞̗̪̬͌̍͐̀̋̄͝͝H̴̩̱̰̬̞̳̭͔̜̝̞͌̄̐̿̇̉̊̍̔̐͘͝͠È̴̳̘͖̀̈́͗F ̞̩͚̫̟̞̫͈͉̲̂̔̋̉͐̅̿̍͌͗́͘O ̥̖̥͔̦̱̞͐̓̈́G ̖̼̣̗̹̩͖̺̼̊͋̽̃̌͌̍̂̀I̶̡̡̢̯͉͚̝̺̞̤̼̜͈͖͍̓̍͗̎̈́́̓̇͋͐̇̕͘͝S ̳̈́͆̍̚C̵̡̨̘͍̤̞͉̮̮̺̖͓̹̩̑̽͜O̶̠͋̉̎̉̈́̀̋̄͐̏́͘̕͠M̵̥̋̇͊̊̋̉̊I̵̡̩͚̼̖̺̫͌̈́͐͋́͛͌̓͛͝Ņ̴̢̢̝̣̖̮̲̖̤͍̩̼̿̀͐̒͑̕͠͠G̵̢̭̦̞͌͌͌̋͐̉̌̈́̾͐̂̅͗ͅ
by Cgl66266 September 23, 2025
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