Any retailer that sells junk, knowingly defective products, has shitty or non-existent technical support, and just sells completely and utterly useless crap. Garbage Merchant products should be bought and thrown directly in the trash. If you purchase from a Garbage Merchant, consider that you have just made a donation to them and got next to nothing in return.
Some examples of Garbage Merchant sales items include: 1) Anything at a dollar store, 2) knick-knack shops, 3) most independently owned, used car dealerships.
Some examples of Garbage Merchant sales items include: 1) Anything at a dollar store, 2) knick-knack shops, 3) most independently owned, used car dealerships.
Two shoppers at a dollar store:
Shopper One: "This place has a lot of cheap crap."
Shopper Two: "Yeah, it's basically a Garbage Merchant."
Shopper One: "This place has a lot of cheap crap."
Shopper Two: "Yeah, it's basically a Garbage Merchant."
by Jordicolas November 16, 2020
Get the Garbage Merchantmug. by DnBsoldier July 19, 2009
Get the Holla Merchantmug. A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!
B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.
B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.
by Tommathy Simons December 11, 2023
Get the Free kick merchantmug. Shorts Merchant- Somebody who is addicted to wearing shorts 24/7, 365. There is probably 1-2 shorts merchants in your life. Symptoms include general knowledge, use of shorts EVERY DAY and high IQ. This is recognised as a disease and if you discover somebody who is a shorts merchant please report it to the authorities.
by YhYhSound December 18, 2021
Get the Shorts Merchantmug. A extremely loud unpleasant person who give's it Large all the time but once faced with hardship or trouble there ass falls out
Hey Greenwood your complaining about no work we get you a job on the gas and your ass falls out you karzy Merchant
by Knees up man March 29, 2025
Get the Karzy Merchantmug. A person who is prolific at dishing out his own passionate opinions, whether they be requested or not. An opinion from a rant merchant is always correct.
"That guy's got an opinion on everything.."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."
by RantMerchant October 26, 2009
Get the rant merchantmug. A Mouse Merchant is a person who gains all of their victories through pure luck and fraudulent circumstances, therefore making all of their wins “Mickey Mouse” Wins.
Jonas just won another game by camping at max height and avoiding confrontation all game, he’s a real Mouse Merchant!
by Gussington February 28, 2022
Get the Mouse Merchantmug.