lung aids

Slang for emphasema or lung cancer.

Often said by pussies who are afraid to smoke, like me.

Go ahead smoke! Enjoy your lung AIDS!

by alskjfdlakjdsf June 26, 2007

tooth lung

when you punch, kick, stomp, or physically assault someone in the mouth region causing their teeth to shatter into dust after which when they inhale they will have tooth lung.

I gave my wife tooth lung last night for overcooking dinner. - David M.

by David M. Part 2 of 3 August 22, 2023

lung javelin

a tobacco cigarette

fancy a quick lung javelin?

shall we go for a lung javelin

by the shareholders December 28, 2020

Break a lung!

Imperative. To wish someone a successful singing engagement. The choral equivalent of the theatrical imperative 'Break a leg!' (q.v.)

'I hope your choir recital goes well. Break a lung!'

by toddsschneider October 7, 2016

Tear a lung

To shake hands with the Bishop with superlative and potentially damaging vigour. The phrase is based on the case of a man who had to go to ER with lung trauma, self-inflicted via an excessive Barclays.

Can also be employed to describe enjoying something to a level beyond reason or warrant, whilst also implying that the person experiencing said enjoyment is a wanker.

Alf: I’ve just seen the Snyder Cut of Justice League and it’s the best film ever in the history of film.
Bob: Calm down, don’t tear a lung.

by sentientLandscape April 20, 2022

Armory Lung

When after you run at the Armory Track in NYC, you cough and wheeze on the train ride home due to the shitty, stuffy air in the spot

Matthew: *Cough Cough*
Ashar: What's up man you got AIDS or sum?
Matthew: Nah g I just got out of the armory, got a case of Armory Lung

by RatFuckerNYC December 21, 2021

smoker's lung

1) Something a seasoned tobacco/marijuana/meth smoker says when they have a coughing fit.

2) A serious condition that you should probably consult your doctor about.

Tom: *coughs like he's dying*
Gerald: Are you okay, Tom?
Tom: Yeah I'm good- it's just my smoker's lung acting up.
Gerald: Dude, you really need to quit smoking.
Tom: Shut up pussy or I'll cough on you.

by Princ. David Pierce June 1, 2018