Luigi

if you ever meet someone named luigi- this will be the best thing to happen in your entire life. he’s super intelligent, witty, funny as hell, and the sexiest man to walk this earth. this man has attractive features like his smile, eyes, bone structure, lips, etc. his face captivates you within seconds and he is definitely someone you never want to let go. he is extremely athletic and is a super cool person to be around. he may be shy at first but once you get to know him he is the life of the party. never betray his trust because he does not open up to a lot of people so if are one of the people he chooses, you should feel deeply honored. he gives the best hugs and cares deeply for those that are near to his heart.

girl1: i met a new guy today named luigi
girl2: omg you’re so lucky- i want a luigi

by sheeeshhhh April 7, 2021

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Luigi Mangione

Assassin of the UnitedHealthcare CEO (allegedly), who also happens to be the only real-life person named Luigi that anyone knows in 2024, prompting numerous memes once he was identified.

While some debate the morality of his actions, many admire him for his unprecedented vigilantism against the American healthcare system. Others note that he went straight for a target at the top without hurting anyone else and without needing to work in a group to diffuse responsibility.

Everyone thought there were no more big news stories for 2024 until Luigi Mangione showed up.

by MeaningChronicler December 10, 2024

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