Landon and Natalie. The most strongest long distance couple there is. They will always manage to work through their differences and any problem that tries to get in the way. Although they have gone through a lot, they are still 10 months strong and will continue to stay that way because it will always be Landon and Natalie against the world forever and always.
by natalieramennoodles October 23, 2020

The poster boy of US soccer who has no talent or skill and a hairline that makes him look 40. Often dissed by Steven Cohen and Nick Geber on the sirius satellite radio show World Soccer Daily.
by uncsoccerrox August 30, 2006

Landon Donovan couldn't cut it in Germany, so was content to dominate in L.A. living with his actress girlfriend while reading and beleiving the hype that the US was going to make an impact at this World Cup like they did in 2002
by Robert Glory June 25, 2006

by Happysnap November 23, 2016

The only ass that a Landon Guy gets is the ass of his fellow MALE peer. Why would u go to a all boy school if u like girls, cuz ur a homo and a faggot. Landon Guys have huge, gay orgies in their locker rooms after lax games.
by landon sux dick March 11, 2005

landon is the most amazing person you will ever meet in your entire life. he is the nicest, most caring, and talented person ever. landon is very loyal and is always there when you need him.
by craig the popsicle January 5, 2019
