Rum Flooding

When you runny shit in someones mouth so much that they suffocate and flood their entire body

Coroner : how did he die
Doctor: he was rum flooded whilst giving a rimjob
Coroner: what
Doctor: he was a victim of rum flooding

by Kinkmaster69 420blaze December 19, 2017

Flooded-Flute

When a female is highly turned on and to the point that she’s a real super soaker. The males penis upon having intercourse becomes wrinkled (like your fingers when you’re in the water to long)! The flaccid penis becomes useless to the female after being drowned by her own hurricane of pleasure . Usually the sad decrepit flute just becomes completely inoperable. No more pleasure gun! So this means no Bang!Bang! So choose your side bitches carefully.

Sally, can you believe that bastard”Burton” actually turned up in bed with a flooded-flute?!!

by zAbBa.ZaBbA.zOm.ZoM February 23, 2022

Dick flood

When guys send you a Flood of dick pics.

Uninvited and unsolicited.

"Oh my God. Did you hear about Twanna? She got a divorce because of a dick flood. Her husband thought she was cheating."

by Meme Mourey January 6, 2018

Flood-Jump

A term regarding to the flood in the Halo series, which jump extremely far and high.

Dude! Did you just see my cat jump?
Yeah! It just did a Flood-Jump!

by GirFreak113 August 13, 2009

tom flood

Fucking gay person. Who sucks a lot of dick.

That man is such a Tom Flood

by Jdlue12 February 25, 2017

Fields are flooded

I’m too hungover to take my kid to soccer match this morning

Fortunately it rained all night and fields are flooded because I drank a bit to much last night.

by J. Gallo November 1, 2020

Flooding the mine

A sexual move in which you orgasm in the nose of your sexual partner, this term comes from the idea of “digging for gold” when you pick your nose

Mike: Yo Zach, Sarah let me try Flooding the mine on her!
Zach: Wtf if wrong with both of you?

by Bleary56 November 13, 2020