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Cream of Windmill

As the man is about to ejaculate, he swings his penis around in a circular, windmill-like motion by thrusting his hips. This will throw the semen around the place of intercourse.
Ex: See Def. of 'Cream of Windmill'
by The Sexual Visionary February 28, 2011
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Fudge Cream

When one is whacking off, and said individual ejaculates so hard that he then shits himself. Thus creating a fudge cream.
Asian donkey shows where the donkey pukes into an Asian transvestite's mouth makes me fudge cream.
by Rolladoedoe April 3, 2010
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Creaming the salad

1) Pouring mayonnaise onto your salad
2) Pouring 'Mayonnaise' onto your wife
1* He could never start eating his greens until he had creamed the salad
2* He ravaged me every night, each time the new day broke I looked forward to him creaming the salad
by LordChicken88 January 12, 2015
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PP cream

by My yee 2 February 16, 2021
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Cream egg

Where two men dock and seal the docking with school PVC glue. Once foreskins are full of cum, a third person cracks open the docking letting the creamy goodness slop into their mouth.
Hey let's make this 3 sum a cream egg party.
by Loosebumhole January 9, 2021
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Cream snake

Where two men jerk off together, the first man cums and the other man uses the firsts cum as a lubricant
by Jkjkjajsdks May 8, 2021
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Cream turtleneck

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on his hands and then proceeds to choke his partner until they are unconscious.
"Did you hear about Greg?"
"Yeah, he was found unconscious in an alley with semen covering his neck. Victim of a cream turtleneck."
by Clust March 10, 2016
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