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Typhoo Cough

A sexual act which involves the male partner gently putting his testicles into his partners' mouth...proceeding to then cough to allow his testicles to rise up, which is then repeated to create a teabagging effect.
"How's the sex, Brian?"
"Yeah, good! We started the night off with a typhoo cough last night?"
"What the fuck is that?!"
"Imagine a teabag, but with cough and drop. Fucking rinsin' mate."
"Genius. Not only do you get an oo with Typhoo, but a 'urrrghh' with a typhoo cough!"
by Boltzzzzz May 5, 2010
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gym cough

Mild cough developed from consistently departing a gym into fresh open air after sweating.
"It could have been a pneumonia coup for the healthcare racket, but she only had gym cough and dried off thereafter. "

"The hack phlegm buckets next to the workout machines diminished as more people were increasingly aware of covering up before leaving into the cold to prevent the onset of gym cough."
by not munchausen August 2, 2012
mugGet the gym coughmug.

orphan cough

person 1: "you should quit smoking..."

person 2: "yeah, I'm starting to get an orphan cough."
by alaskan cougher November 21, 2007
mugGet the orphan coughmug.

Whooping Cough

"(cough cough cough)"

"Damn nigga, you got that ILL whooping cough."
by Hollaback1212 January 27, 2009
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courtesy cough

When someone's cell phone goes off in a classroom and everyone in that area coughs to cover it up. Normally used by students at up-tight high schools.
Megan's phone started goin off in English so we all gave her a courtesy cough so that the teacher wouldn't hear it.
by scottie does know December 28, 2005
mugGet the courtesy coughmug.

Force Cough

A cough that is forced by forcing your body to wheeze heavily, and therefore allowing a Force Cough.
A force cough is very amusing to friends, and realease alot of happy endorfens :D
Friend 1:*wheeze* *wheeze* *Force cough*
Friend 2: HAHAHAHAHAHA :D
by Touchmethere! August 27, 2010
mugGet the Force Coughmug.

Zeus-Cough

The act of puting cocain on the asshole of a sexual partner just before they take a shit. Said partner then forces a fart, injecting cocain and fecal matter into the nasal cavity the other partner.

See also Zeus-Breath

The same act but without the addition of fecal matter in the fart.
Can you hand me a towel, I just got my first Zeus-Cough
by Dustin McDirty July 15, 2009
mugGet the Zeus-Coughmug.

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