Calling the beagle

at some point in the past, Andrew Secunda, celebrity co-host of Star Trek: the next conversation podcast, went to a dog show with an ex-girlfriend. At the beginning of the show, he said that the beagle was going to win and ultimately he was right.

This story has been told time and time again with no recollection of ever having being told in the past. Because of this, the phrase “calling the beagle“ has been used to reference stories which are told multiple times by a person without any recollection of the story ever being told before.

“and then I said…”

“Yeah I know what you said. You’re calling the beagle.”

by BillMcGov March 7, 2025

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Long calls the sleepless night

Means I'm going to sleep or it's bed time

"Wow! It's midnight already? Well, long calls the sleepless night. See you tomorrow, guys!"

by niall_folk March 28, 2025

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The Mandalin Beat Blamed Scenes Called Inciting Incidents For Thieves, I Will Refer It To Scorpions, THe Zodiac Sign WHo Believe In Integrity exclusively, please Calle Them "'Scorpios'"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

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The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

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I'm calling the police

A term used when someone does something extremely bad, weird, fucked up, degenerative, sexual, horny, frowned upon, or just something that makes your stomach feel like shit, or makes your heart actually fucking stop for a second because you need to catch a breath after seeing what bullshit someone posts or say. This term can also be used on sexual messages, if someone is being weird, people typically reply with "I'm calling the police" "What the fuck", and "FBI OPEN UP!". The phrase / slang "I'm calling the police" is an effective way to tell someone to shut the fuck up, and for them to reconsider their life before saying something again or to tell someone your really fucked up and need psychotic help now. The term is similar to replying the suicide hotline number "1-800-273-TALK (8255)" , to tell someone to call it, and seek mental help (since they probably do tbh).

Guy 1: What were you doing? It's been like 6 hours!.

Guy 2: Jacking off to changed rule 34.

Guy 1: I'm calling the police and the fucking FBI to throw yo horny ass in the slammer.
Guy 1: Bouta fuckin teach this degenerate nigga ass mothafucka some goddamn justice.

by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 20, 2023

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