Buffer

The Plural of Buff

“That Guy in the gym is way Buffer than me

by EverydayFlexer April 26, 2019

Cellular Buffer

Briefly: A term used whenever a outage effects cellular towers, making cellular data really slow.

Joe: Why is my phone data really slow?
Bob: It's a Cellular Buffer

by crowmechai_ May 17, 2021

Tommy buffer

The Tommy buffer is accounting for additional time when inviting a Tommy to an event. The buffer scales based on the importance of the event, and can range from 30 minutes to 2 days.

I’m so excited for my party but I had to use the Tommy buffer to make sure that Tommy was there on time.

by Jluke2024 February 15, 2024

Muff Buffer

A slightly acidic solution applied to ones vagina to bring pH back to alkaline, control dank smells

Fuck Julia, you need muff buffer! I burnt my tongue doing one lap of your courtyard there's no way im gonna stick my dick in that.

by simomaen March 7, 2011

Shuffle Buffer

When listening to a music library or playlist on shuffle, the songs you don't know well or would not normally listen to, are known as shuffle buffer.

I was listening to my music on random when I hit a shitton of shuffle buffer. Where the hell is the stuff I know?

by Codieaaron May 27, 2013

birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.

Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 27, 2014

brow buffer

Patch of pubic hair above the vagina.

She had a thick brow buffer when I went down on her.

by RT Rules June 11, 2018