Person 1: How are you feeling? I heard you were sick.
Person 2: I'm as healthy as a badger!
Person 1: That's not a saying you fuckin idiot.
Person 2: *goes on urban dictionary to write a definition*
Person 2: I'm as healthy as a badger!
Person 1: That's not a saying you fuckin idiot.
Person 2: *goes on urban dictionary to write a definition*
by gloplord August 10, 2023
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by King Mida$ September 24, 2006
An extreme to coyote ugly. The victimized male finds himself in the company of a slovenly woman in the morning. He finds himself trapped with one arm under his date. He gnaws his arm off to escape and subsequently gnaws off the remaining arm to avoid the same fate in the future.
That girl is badger ugly.
by Jack the Basher January 19, 2005
Bad Badger:
A) In abstract terms, to bad badger is to receive a piggyback ride from someone while yelling "I am Bad Badger" - meant to be an insult. Why? Because the person getting the piggyback ride cannot afford a real ride yet still wants the attention.
In practical terms, it's the equivalent of renting an exotic car in order to attempt to fool women into sleeping with you because you could not afford even the miniature sized equivalent of that car. For a person to achieve the status of Bad Badger, they must be renting an exotic and yell "I AM BAD BADGER" from his convertible.
B) Could be used in the sexual sense where he is riding a woman from behind and yelling I am the Bad Badger. Meant to be insulting to the woman.
The context used is "Lol he bad badgered".
A) In abstract terms, to bad badger is to receive a piggyback ride from someone while yelling "I am Bad Badger" - meant to be an insult. Why? Because the person getting the piggyback ride cannot afford a real ride yet still wants the attention.
In practical terms, it's the equivalent of renting an exotic car in order to attempt to fool women into sleeping with you because you could not afford even the miniature sized equivalent of that car. For a person to achieve the status of Bad Badger, they must be renting an exotic and yell "I AM BAD BADGER" from his convertible.
B) Could be used in the sexual sense where he is riding a woman from behind and yelling I am the Bad Badger. Meant to be insulting to the woman.
The context used is "Lol he bad badgered".
by AWDracer June 23, 2009
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