A short BISEXUAL MAGILANT NARSASSCIST with a lot of tattoos.
Be careful with these things because their top LIP curls up when they get MAD 😠 😜
You can find him at the back of the 💅 NAIL SALON giving out HAND JOBS to men & women.
He has a special going on every Friday called THAI POON Friday's, These Typhoon Friday's include.
1. Full hand job while his top lip is curled up.
2. THAI SMILE - in the missionary position only !!
3. THAI TANIC - with curry ice 🧊 cubes and end the session off with a THAI NUGGET.
If he's in a real good mood he will perform the THAI PADLOCK.
Please book your reservation now!! Limited spots left, Frst cum - first serve
Be careful with these things because their top LIP curls up when they get MAD 😠 😜
You can find him at the back of the 💅 NAIL SALON giving out HAND JOBS to men & women.
He has a special going on every Friday called THAI POON Friday's, These Typhoon Friday's include.
1. Full hand job while his top lip is curled up.
2. THAI SMILE - in the missionary position only !!
3. THAI TANIC - with curry ice 🧊 cubes and end the session off with a THAI NUGGET.
If he's in a real good mood he will perform the THAI PADLOCK.
Please book your reservation now!! Limited spots left, Frst cum - first serve
TD: " YO THAI, what are you saying this Friday???
THAI: " TD my Jamaican Brother,
It's THAI POON Friday's at the salon so I will be working. Please stop by so you & I can get out freak On"
TD: " Sounds good THAI POON 😋 "
THAI: " TD my Jamaican Brother,
It's THAI POON Friday's at the salon so I will be working. Please stop by so you & I can get out freak On"
TD: " Sounds good THAI POON 😋 "
by THAI 💩 February 5, 2025
Get the THAImug. A slang term for Thailand’s street version of “lean.” Unlike the American version that mixes codeine cough syrup with soda and candy, Thai Lean is almost always just kratom tea (namtom) combined with diphenhydramine (Benadryl) syrup or crushed tablets, sometimes with tramadol or other cheap medicines. While soda might be added occasionally to mask the bitterness The effect is a heavy, sedating high layered over kratom’s stimulant base, but it’s unpredictable and carries significant health risks.
by RealCulture August 25, 2025
Get the Thai Leanmug. This ALVIN THAI LIM character is on some GAY FUGAZI SHIT!
WhO IN ThE heLL claims that they are in the CHINESE TRIAD MAFIA and gets BOTOX injected in them 💉. 💋
BraH, who the FAK are you fooling?
Are you THaT deSPeRaTE foR a SHARD of attention that you are willing to do such things. You are a short little queer with tattoos who's trying to fit in anywhere you can either with your BULL SHIT stories or your DING DONG antics!
GO THE FUCK BACK to your country or BACK to BARRIE where you FAKing belong! LoL
Your kids can make it perfectly fine without you, they have made it this far being raised by thier single mom.
You have taken the following substances and still are continuing which everyone knows.
-Viagra
-Cocaine
-Steroids
-Men's semen
-Meth
-Heroine
-Crack
-BOTOX, thanks to KATRINA MORDY
-Weed on the daily
-Drinks like a FISH, your bleach VODKA
that's made in someone's bath 🛁 tub
tastes like SHIT and is poisonous ☠💀
-Your Diamonds 💎 are pure garbage
just like you.
No wonder the SCLERA part of your eyes 👁👀 are changing colour? Could your liver finally be shutting down ?
WhO IN ThE heLL claims that they are in the CHINESE TRIAD MAFIA and gets BOTOX injected in them 💉. 💋
BraH, who the FAK are you fooling?
Are you THaT deSPeRaTE foR a SHARD of attention that you are willing to do such things. You are a short little queer with tattoos who's trying to fit in anywhere you can either with your BULL SHIT stories or your DING DONG antics!
GO THE FUCK BACK to your country or BACK to BARRIE where you FAKing belong! LoL
Your kids can make it perfectly fine without you, they have made it this far being raised by thier single mom.
You have taken the following substances and still are continuing which everyone knows.
-Viagra
-Cocaine
-Steroids
-Men's semen
-Meth
-Heroine
-Crack
-BOTOX, thanks to KATRINA MORDY
-Weed on the daily
-Drinks like a FISH, your bleach VODKA
that's made in someone's bath 🛁 tub
tastes like SHIT and is poisonous ☠💀
-Your Diamonds 💎 are pure garbage
just like you.
No wonder the SCLERA part of your eyes 👁👀 are changing colour? Could your liver finally be shutting down ?
KATRINA MORDY: " HANAHA, have you noticed anything different about THAI lately ?
HANAHA: " yeah I have, his lips 💋 are swelled up and so is his head , what happened "
KATRINA MORDY: " OH we went to the salon for our BOTOX sessions and they their special running at the time for MAGILANT NARSASSCISTS so THAI fits that description perfectly so he got the MAGILANT discount % "
HANAHA: " did you suck his dick after "
KATRINA MORDY " yea I did, it tasted like SHIT!! It was like he fucked someone up the ASS and it smelt bad too "
HANAHA: " maybe the person ate too much YEMENI CHIKEN RICE and shattered the 🚽 porcelain at the same time "
Wait a minute, I was over at THAI's place and I made YEMENI CHICKEN RICE and the only person that was there was his one roommate RYAN at the time and half the YEMENI CHIKEN rice is gone now.
KATRINA MORDY " " WTF! I KNEW IT, THAI is GAY!
HANAHA: " His best friend TAURIEN DALEY from BARRIE told me that a while ago because something happened to TAURIEN while him and THAI went to MEXICO together ❤. TAURIEN woke up naked or something like that "
KATRINA MORDY: " you can have the BASKET CASE "
HANAHA: " well soo much for the YEMENI CHIKEN RICE "
RYAN : " HANAHA, it was delish but I had
Thai Soccer Team all night before THAI put it in if ya know what I mean 😉. "
HANAHA " OH , BOY "
KATRINA MORDY : " OH, BOY "
HANAHA: " yeah I have, his lips 💋 are swelled up and so is his head , what happened "
KATRINA MORDY: " OH we went to the salon for our BOTOX sessions and they their special running at the time for MAGILANT NARSASSCISTS so THAI fits that description perfectly so he got the MAGILANT discount % "
HANAHA: " did you suck his dick after "
KATRINA MORDY " yea I did, it tasted like SHIT!! It was like he fucked someone up the ASS and it smelt bad too "
HANAHA: " maybe the person ate too much YEMENI CHIKEN RICE and shattered the 🚽 porcelain at the same time "
Wait a minute, I was over at THAI's place and I made YEMENI CHICKEN RICE and the only person that was there was his one roommate RYAN at the time and half the YEMENI CHIKEN rice is gone now.
KATRINA MORDY " " WTF! I KNEW IT, THAI is GAY!
HANAHA: " His best friend TAURIEN DALEY from BARRIE told me that a while ago because something happened to TAURIEN while him and THAI went to MEXICO together ❤. TAURIEN woke up naked or something like that "
KATRINA MORDY: " you can have the BASKET CASE "
HANAHA: " well soo much for the YEMENI CHIKEN RICE "
RYAN : " HANAHA, it was delish but I had
Thai Soccer Team all night before THAI put it in if ya know what I mean 😉. "
HANAHA " OH , BOY "
KATRINA MORDY : " OH, BOY "
by THAI 💩 February 14, 2025
Get the Thaimug. Placing a gerbil in a balloon; inserting it into one's anus/vagina; then blowing up the balloon and taking bets on how long said theorem gerbil survives.
by unicornjiz October 2, 2015
Get the thai take-outmug. a type of diarrhoea (diarrhea) that is very effective. It can kill u and even explode ur ass. It is hell. It is life.
by orangasm February 2, 2020
Get the food thai potatoesmug. 
A: oh becky really loves roses. should we call her thai rose?
B: why?
A: because she’s from thailand and she loves roses
B: why?
A: because she’s from thailand and she loves roses
by flavex February 27, 2024
Get the thai rosemug.