bathroom burrito

a burrito that you heat up in a 1130 WATTAGE microwave and leave in the bathroom for 3 hours waiting for your daughter to eat.

mom: who ate my bathroom burrito??
me: oh. i did.

by pickle6my9stick September 14, 2019

bathroom door

bathroom door
/'bɑ θru m dɔ /

noun

something to be kicked, preferably by an authoritarian figure.

1: wow, did you hear about what happened to bo yesterday?
2: huh? no, tell me!
3: her mum went all out and started kicking the bathroom door!

by aesier January 29, 2018

Break the bathroom

Going to the bathroom when the teacher says no

I had to break the bathroom beacuse mrs.lon would not let me go.

by Break January 24, 2019

Where's the bathroom?

A question most commonly asked to information booths, security guards, waitresses, and lemonade booth employees.

A: (holding it in) hey. Where's the bathroom?!
B:{OMFG! NOT AGAIN!} right behind you sir. Have a nice day. {dumbass}

by minmin293 September 15, 2013

Monkey in the bathroom

When your monkey uses the toilet again

Theres a Monkey in the bathroom Please give this bitch a banana

by Sako Yamoto October 29, 2020

The Handicapped Bathroom

The bathroom everyone wants to use because it's bigger and roomy. But, when you're using it, be sure no actual handicapped person enters the bathroom because they might beat you if you get caught.

This is my favorite bathroom. I will always use The Handicapped Bathroom.

*handicapped person walks in.

Shit-

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

Katya’s Bathroom

Something that is super far

Omg, I am too lazy to go there, it’s too far, it’s like at Katya’s bathroom.

by Katyaroommate March 10, 2022