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university of tennessee

The flagship campus of the University of Tennessee's 4 campus system has around 30,000 students and an endowment topping $1.1 billion. It is best known for it's historically dominant football program, and lately, for it's basketball program under head coach Bruce Pearl. The football stadium, Neyland Stadium, has been declared by Sports Illustrated as the #1 place in the world to watch a football game, and the basketball arena is the largest on-campus facility in the nation. The school is also known as a regular on Playboy's top 10 party schools.

Basically, UT is the balls, aside from being in a really bad city, Knoxville.
Dude, I wish I had never gone to the University of Florida, University of Tennessee is where it's at. What the fuck was I thinking?
by UTkid438 February 20, 2008
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Tennessee Toddy

Noun. 1.) a woman whose bodily dimensions are dominated by her humongous tookus; 2.) a dame who is all gams; 3.) any broad possessing an unusual if not downright odd body type whose corpus includes a supersized rumbleseat, which a gone-astray Cub Scout troop could easily wander into and disappear, never to be heard from again in our lifetime.

So called after the mythic Tennessee Toddy, a most unusual creature who was "all ass and no body."
...We went to a place called Everybody’s/
There I met a little chick called the Tennessee Toddy/
The reason she was called the Tennessee Toddy/
Was that she was all legs with a little bitty body,/
But that cat could go, yeah, she was gone, gone, along gone,/
And I’ll tell you all about it in the very next verse of my song.

She was long and lean like a green string bean....

--Marty Robbins, "Tennessee Toddy" (song lyrics)
by Nelly Scratch December 17, 2006
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tenderdick

A man who is overly upset by the loss of his woman, allows a woman to control him, becomes jealous of his woman giving another man attention
Will you please quit being such a tenderdick and find another woman?
by Aloysius May 26, 2018
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tenderqueer

A personality designation used typically by lesbians, bisexuals, pansexuals, softbois, and nonbinary folks to indicate a preference towards enforcing radical vulnerability, i.e., taking on crying, pastel colors, endless ranting over every single feeling and minor slight ever to an unconsenting audience, and obnoxious trends such as "flowercore" and cottagecore" as an aesthetic. Often seen on platforms such as tumblr, Lex, and Instagram as a hashtag or descriptor to really show all of the other queers how much more delicate they are than them.

Includes, but is not limited to: Self-victimization, ineffective methods of self care, gaslighting, competitive oppression, poorly chosen Snapchat filters and Instagram stickers, and dumping the emotional labor of dealing with your own self on others.
Normal queer: I would prefer to not talk a lot about *traumatizing thing*. I am not enjoying this conversation.
Tenderqueer: You should be more vulnerable. This is just normal, it's radical praxis to let these feelings out, despite not knowing me very well or contributing towards the conversation in a positive way. I'm so soft and tender and good about talking about myself. Let me tell you more about *traumatizing thing*.
Normal queer: I already told you no. Please respect my boundaries.
Tenderqueer: You never told me no, that never happened. I need to talk about these things for my own well being. I'm emotionally delicate. You're a bad friend for silencing me. I'm soft and gentle and I didn't do anything bad. In fact, I'm way more soft and gentle than you. You can tell because I'm wearing pink and use flower filters.
Normal queer: Why are you like this?
Tenderqueer: I'm a tenderqueer.
by vehementlyannoyed January 23, 2020
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tender babies

Babies that are tender; or plump. Taste best either deep fried or baked.
Caution: Over-baking causes loss of fat. Babies may become dry and the source of protein will be lost. So be careful!
Guy 1: Hey man, whats for dinner?
Guy 2: Shake n' bake'n some tender babies!
Guy 1: Sweet man don't over-cook them. I need my protein.
by Mike Davis III October 18, 2005
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The Tennessee Muzzleloader

When a guy has a dip or chew in and is fucking someone in the ass he pulls out then takes the tobacco out of his mouth and sticks it in his partner's asshole. He then resumes fucking his partner in the ass using his dick like a rod to ram the tobacco deep into the other persons anus. Simulating how one would load an old musket or muzzleloader.
In a deep southern accent: I was fuckin' Dixie in the ass and gave her the The Tennessee Muzzleloader. She squealed like a piggy!
by Tennessee Muzzleloader January 30, 2017
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tannerite

Tannerite is a (binary) explosive used primarily for firearms practise ...

it is exceptionally stable when subjected to less severe forces like hittin it whit a hammer or when its dropped its supplied as 2 powders wich are combined to produce the explosive
the explosive will not be sold to just anyone but the 2 powders will so when you get your hands on the powders you got yourself some lega tannerite ( as long as its used for personal use)
it should detonate when shot by a high-powered rifle.
Small caliber rimfire or slow moving pistol ammunition will not initiate a detonation.
there are alot videos circulating the net with tannerite being shot (in slow motion)
1:I just seen a wicked youtube movie of tannerite exploding in slow motion !!!
2:hehe we placed the tannerite at there car shoot it and watch the firworks
by YioYin September 3, 2007
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