digital teabags

digital teabags have the advantage over all normal teabags in that they have alternate slot shaped and circular holes rather than just circular ones.

"Oh Johnny, your ideas are as free-flowing as digital teabags" she purred, moistening her lips. Johnny shrank back in horror as her (continued on page 19)

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

Egyptian Teabag

When a female places her pussy lips on the bridge of your nose.

Went to the titty bar last night got a couple egyptian teabags.

by Jeepers McGillicutty October 16, 2011

TeaBagging

to leave a teabag in the form of a tip

i've been teabagging so many waitresses lately.

by dragon777 November 23, 2009

facetime teabagging

The art of standing over an iPhone nude, with an active Facetime connection with another party, while slowly squatting over the camera. This simulates the act of teabagging.

The next person who facetimes me without telling me first is going to get a surprise facetime teabagging.

by RootsofWar July 29, 2012

Rusty teabag

When you try to shit a large turd and it touches the water before retracting back into your sphincter.

I haven't been able to shit in two days, I sat on the toilet for hours and all I did was give the porcelain God the rusty teabag.

by Wyzguy April 25, 2020

steeped the teabag

insertion of a man's ballsack into another's mouth and bending up and down

Steve: Did you hear what happened to Devin last night?
Bob: No, what happened?
Steve: I steeped the teabag, when Devin had too much to drink last night.

by Keyser Soze 677 February 4, 2010

teabag terror

When you insert the whole penis inside a vagina including the balls.

We did the Teabag Terror last night!

by MildSouffld March 11, 2023