peeling the tater

a term used for masturbation

If you need me I'll be in the bathroom peeling the tater

by yourmom96 September 23, 2011

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drilling taters

to hit several homeruns in MVP baseball '05

'the cubs were forced to go the bullpen early in liue of the 16 taters that were drilled off the starting pitcher'

'i shellacked 37 dingers, also smashed 12 round trippers, and ultimately was drilling taters 88 consecutive times, shattering the single season record'

by Twitzle to the tweezy December 6, 2007

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compu-tater

A person that spends all of their spare time in front of the computer....for amusement. Updated version of the "Couch Tater"

That girl is such a compu-tater....she sits in front of tat thing all night.....ya can tell too....just look at her ass!

by Humanphibian May 19, 2008

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Tater Patch

a nicotine patch with a whole roll of gauze on it. its also soaked with acid. GREAT acid by all means. the patch tapes down a hookah hose connected to a hookah full of kush. and youre sitting in a "giggle" wooden chair. and uh, you have a foot peddle, haha, thats connected to a propane torch. haha. connected to a propane torch that lights the kush, haha, hahaha, hahaha, hah, ha. hahaha and inside the hookah hahaha, is pure tater made whiskey hahahahahaha, hahah.., ahhhh this should go on ideas.com. you should prolly like paste it before we get get office type, hahahahah, you .. ahhh well.. hahahahahahahaha shit.. aids.. oprah bitch

billy, where the fuck you put your tater patch at, nigga?

by tater patch September 2, 2010

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Tater-Burner

Super modded euro car especially wings, decals, and body kits and fart cans.

A slammed VW Jetta with rear wing, body kit, decals, flames, street glow, and fart can is a "Tater-Burner". Much like the "rice-burners" from Japan but with Euro made cars.

by TurboSaab February 28, 2009

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