Danny Tanner

When you're trying to take a shit in the bathroom and all the stalls are taken, so you either pretend to take a piss at the urinal, or if the urinals are also full you just walk out. Named a Danny Tanner because it's a Full House.

I went to go take a shit in the bathroom and saw that all the stalls were full, so I turned to pretend to take a piss and saw that all the urinals were full too. As I was walking out someone else walked in and saw it was a Danny Tanner so he also left—as we were both leaving we saw a poor soul hurriedly walking towards the bathroom, unbeknownst to him that a Danny Tanner was lurking there to greet his ass.

by manjoseph November 21, 2019

Tanner's Law

Just because Tanner sleeps with you doesn't mean that you are dating, talking, or a thing in any way. It simply means you were in his way and just cute enough to sleep with.

"Dude these cute chicks won't move."
"Tanner's Law man"

by mr wizard man April 4, 2015

Tanner hasler

A little bitch who gets fucked in the ass because he dates people like Addison Dodson

Your such a tanner hasler

by Deezsnuts64 May 16, 2018

Mrs. Tanner

She is the best teacher in the whole entire world. She will help you with anything and she is a school mommy for sure. A person with the name of Mrs. Tanner is very kind, loving, and excited with the perfect type of hype. Her spirituality will stand out to most and brighten others days.

Mrs. Tanner was always one of my favorite teachers of all time.

by Billy Jeans Jr. October 25, 2019

Self-Tanner

Someone who is totally into themselves, so much they don’t care about ANYTHING else. This person strives for attention and will stop short of nothing to achieve it.

Teacher: Hey lady your kid isn’t doing his homework and will probably fail, but don’t I look good today?

Mrs. Puma: Damn Biatch you could have informed sooner! Ya Fuckin Self-Tanner!!!!!

by SpornStar February 11, 2008

Tanner Blackford

Usually people named tanner have an obsession with a man named Dababy. Dababy is a very hot person who says "Lets gooooo" And "Ha"

Tanner Blackford loves dababy

by TickleDaPickle69 May 18, 2021

tanners dick

Tanners dick mean that you have no dick.

“ You have a tanner dick” Tanners dick mean that you have no dick.

by Tanners dick September 29, 2017