by Atomic Smartass September 8, 2017
Get the taint crampmug. A phenomenon during which a man testicles gently bounce against another mans taint while engaging in gay anal intercourse.
During sloppy or raunchy gay sex episodes a wet flopping sound and squish is common and appealing to some.
To have your taint spanked by another mans balls is to redefine what one considers a "love tap". To have the sense of knowing that those floppy nuts are going to soon provide your hole with a highly sought after deposit of cum is intense. With every tap is to stab your stool and with pleasure enough to receive load. After load. To desired amount.
During sloppy or raunchy gay sex episodes a wet flopping sound and squish is common and appealing to some.
To have your taint spanked by another mans balls is to redefine what one considers a "love tap". To have the sense of knowing that those floppy nuts are going to soon provide your hole with a highly sought after deposit of cum is intense. With every tap is to stab your stool and with pleasure enough to receive load. After load. To desired amount.
"Its so fucking hot to feel a hardcore taint spank leading up to you shooting a massive load into the depths of my hole ! Wam bam thank you ma'am !"
by OneFailedFaggot June 14, 2018
Get the taint spankmug. 1. When a woman's vagina is sticky and stinky at the same time, usually belonging to a whore.
2. Can also be a whores vagina in general that is being sought after.
2. Can also be a whores vagina in general that is being sought after.
1. While caressing her sticky vagina I was overwhelmed by the smell and proclaimed, "That girl has a stanky taint."
2. Give me that stanky taint, oh that stanky taint!
2. Give me that stanky taint, oh that stanky taint!
by Blisssss April 7, 2009
Get the Stanky taintmug. An extreme case of when your gooch smells so bad that you can see a bit of green around the crotch region
by RaisinCookieCrumble July 6, 2016
Get the swamp taintmug. The firey sensation upon standing up and realizing that your jeans have ignited a small fire beneath your balls.
by jeff66888888888 January 11, 2011
Get the taint burnmug. The small rolled up pieces of toilet paper left on the floor after someone's wipe their ass while standing, or have done a " mid-day check wipe"
by Mr. Phish2 June 16, 2017
Get the taint feathersmug. by Maxie Gee November 6, 2010
Get the Taint Buffingmug.