tacky smacky

when a male wips out his penis and ejaculates on the females face while she is sleeping and smacks her with his dick.

tom: SURPRISE BITCH. happy birf`day. it`s a tacky smacky
ellen: that was rude!

by Stew23 June 28, 2010

tacklehuggingflyingglomp

This is a more enegrgetic version of glomping.
When you are VERY excited to see someone.

Person 1: Hey! I'm back online!
Person 2: ZOMG! *tacklehuggingflyingglomp*

by Jedi Master Luna May 14, 2006

Tombstone Tackle

to have sex with a girl bent over a tombstone doggie style, and to use any form of protection on hand such as a condom, rubber glove, plastic wrap, or garbage bag

Last night I drank a liter of smirnoff twist and tombstone tackled this dirty whore in the graveyard.

by chris wallace May 15, 2007

Wacky-Tacky

Some cheap ass weed.

Hey man don't be smoking that wacky-tacky!

by Xanman1 April 15, 2017

tacklehump

The process in which a tacklehumper leaps into the air and knocks down their victim. At which point they begin thrusting their pelvis into the victim (humping). Typically this "humping stage" lasts only a short while, for the element of surprise is the predatorily tacklehumpers only advantage. The longer the tacklehumper stays in place the greater the danger, and the more likely the tacklehumper is to fall the victim of a retaliatory hump.

/me tacklehumps muld’y in the eye then quickly scampers off.

by appriti May 8, 2003

tackle

Slang term for cocaine, a potent narcotic illegal in most of the world.

John is sleeping because we were fucked up all night from doing too much tackle.

by shimmy shimmy coco-pop October 31, 2006

Szapa Tackle

An epic failure of a tackle. In which someone, particularly an football defensive back, runs up to tackle an opposing player, but instead jumps on their back and then drops down and grabs the players feet whilst they keep running

I'm going to look so horrible on film tomorrow

Why?

I did two Szapa Tackles

by Jack Rippet March 18, 2009