TTTM

Internet acronym for "Too Tired To Move."

Nah man, I can't go out tonight. I'm just TTTM.

by AdelineJessica July 29, 2011

Scrotom Totem

1. The act of creating a worshipped object out of one or many pairs of genitals
2. 'Genital stacking'

after the genitals were stacked, the townspeople worshipped the scrotom totem

by John Fuller February 21, 2007

Totem Pole

Guy sits on a couch with a girl facing backwords as he penetrates her. From there, another guy climbs on her shoulders and puts his cock in to her mouth. Another girl climbs on to his shoulders and recieves oral from him, she holds on to a suspended bar to give the totem pole stability.

Guy: Dude, we have a ton of people together! Lets do a totem pole!
Girl: You sure?
Guy: Yea! We gotta do this orgy the right way!

by LastExile March 22, 2009

tott

the action of texting on the toilet

i'm totting you right now actually

by slimshaney September 24, 2010

Totten

To back out of something at the last minute.

It's too bad about Marcellus. You never totten out of a tetanus shot.

by Floyd Catherwood January 22, 2011

Dirty totter

When having sex the male lays on his back while the female lays sideways on the man's penis then she balances kind of like a teeter totter hence the name dirty totter.

Hey, honey. Wanna test your balance? Let's do the dirty totter.

by mother freakin March 5, 2011

Scrotum totem

An erect penis; A boner

Daaaamn that girl Patrice is a dimepiece, I get a scrotum totem every time I see her.

by Pklove August 25, 2011