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Islington Tosserati

Residents from the London borough of Islington, who are typically, wealthy bankers, champagne socialists or employed by the BBC. First came to notoriety in 1997 with New Labour entering government. Favoured holiday destination, Tuscany where they live on a diet of sun-dried tomatoes and polenta (poncey Italian porridge), washed down with litres of Chianti.
All those lefty liberal leaning socialist worker types on the parliamentary Public Accounts Committee are unfit for purpose, apart from a bit of virtue signalling to all their Islington Tosserati mates.

'It's Grim Up North London', my MP is Emily Thornberry, there's Waitrose convenience store on every corner, and crossing the road you're likely to be run over by an Ocado van. Furthermore you cannot move for poncey restaurants packed full of the Islington Tosserati.
by Pol Advisor February 12, 2021
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Tossed Salad With Ranch

When you cum in a girl’s asshole and either you or someone else eats it out.
Aunt Myrtle gave Uncle Jeff a tossed salad with ranch and now his breath smells like truffle butter
by ~]sTrOkEmYcAcTuS[~ November 22, 2018
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tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich

when you roast someone so hard that they're forced to give in
I wrote such a forceful email to my teacher to change my grade that he was tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich.
by maeveisawesome October 27, 2022
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tossed salad and scrambled eggs

At the very end of his intro song

... Tossed salad and scrambled eggs.
by TamRen August 26, 2023
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bizkit tossed

Getting your assed kicked, decisively!

1) Bizkit (old skool reference for the gluttius maximus)

2)Tossed: being thrown.
"Did you see that fight between 3rd and 4th period? That one fool got straight BIZKIT TOSSED!"
by Lope Dogg April 27, 2006
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Man-tosterone

noun - something that is strongly male-oriented or aggrandizing the male point of view either by way of violence, sex, dude humor, or sheer awesome. Growing use in Los Angeles and surrounding areas.
Judd Apatow's films are brewing with the sort of man-tosterone that makes even the nerdy guys in his audience feel cool.

No amount of man-tosterone could make the Heiniken Light feel right, so he just went with a Miller.
by Grace Ledding June 12, 2008
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Air fried tossed salad

N. Technically a fart, specifically while tossing salad.
While having my salad tossed I relaxed a bit too much. She ate my air fried tossed salad, and spent the thirty minutes in the bathroom vomiting that forty dollar shrimp cocktail she just had to have for dinner.
by BIG 60, blytheville September 7, 2020
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