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The Kansas Tornado

When you Insert your penis into a blender, and hope it feels good
Denis performed The Kansas Tornado, and is now bleeding profusely, out of his cock
by Mr.CockBlender December 30, 2022
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tornado thursday

Tornado Thursday is when multiple friends like and comment on every post in a social network to annoy a single user with mass amounts of notifications at one time.
3 friends: On Tornado Thursday, Nick, Duane and Billy like and comment using the hash tag #TornadoThursday on a friend named Josh Maint's wall. Josh Maint then gets hit with a ton of notifications and his posts show up in other people's news feed again (commonly known as a bump).

Note: Bonus points if you like all the old comments in the post as you effectively hit every user who has commented on said users posts in the past.
by Hole May 31, 2015
mugGet the tornado thursdaymug.

Caucasian Tornado

When you shit piss vomit and put a toaster in your partners asshole let them shit it out and you blend it and put it on a nice piece of toast and eat it
I met this slut Lex and she skipped dinner and begged for a Caucasian Tornado.
by Christina Skippy Spiral December 6, 2020
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Wedge Tornado

A particularly Large Tornado. Particularly starting around the 0.3 mile range and going up to a record high width of 2.6 miles wide. Wedge tornados are typically the most intense beasts mother nature has to offer.
News: Last night a monster Wedge Tornado created havoc across the metroplex causing massive damage on the east & south side of town.
by Mcole949490304040 September 9, 2020
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emotional tornado

A combination of anxiety and emotional distress and their spiral toward a child's inability to self-regulate, as witnessed in children, often during a regular school day. The emotional tornado spins from anxiety, emotional distress and poor self-regulation, followed by greater anxiety and further emotional turmoil. An emotional tornado can wreak havoc on a child's stress response system, impair maturing brain circuits and increase the probability for long-term learning, behavior and overall health.
Ashley's daily dose of bullying on the playground led to her heightened anxiety, emotional distress from the name calling and an inability to maintain her self-regulation in the recess line; she was experiencing an emotional tornado.
by docec May 11, 2016
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anxiety tornado

A sweeping, fast moving state of anxiety that arrives without warning and takes everything in its path with it.
He had made an offhand remark, a minor joke, but to her it incited an anxiety tornado, swirling, uprooting, splintering and lifting her self-worth and sense of security with it until she felt herself to be an emotionally wrecked trailer park.
by Monkey's Dad August 15, 2021
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missouri tornado

When hitting it doggystyle, ,you stick their head in a toilet filled with shit and flush it right as you're beginning to cum
I was at the bar last night and gave this chick a missouri Tornado
by Rockmfkndaddy May 7, 2023
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