Ground Glass

The preferred lubricant used by Donald Trump to increase the pleasure of torturing the asshole of Jeff Sessions for a year before he threw him out in the street.

Hey Jeff, drop your drawers and get over here right now you little monkey eared dumb Southerner. I've got a present for you - a new vial of ground glass with your name on it.

by Read and Write February 4, 2020

Grounded Teacher

Grounded teacher is colloquially for primary school teacher in Austrian English.

Bärbel is a grounded teacher in Vienna.

by Fridl April 3, 2023

Ground shopping

The act of physically going into a store to shop during COVID-19 rather than online shopping.

I went ground shopping today for a book.

by NutritionandDonuts January 1, 2021

Ground Serpent

If you go to The Bronze Snake Newtown, ask for the "Ground Serpent"

Be prepared.

Curious Boy; "I'm here to see the Ground Serpent. Is this the right place?"
Serena; "Come this way"
(Leads Curious Boy out back)

by B Newton September 26, 2018

ground twinkie

a twinkie that was found and harvested from the ground.

Henry: Does eating that ground twinkie that seem like a good idea?
William: oh bro totally im gonna have a fun trip tonight. I cant wait to eat this delicious mold-covered ground twinkie
Henry: That "trip" will cost me a $400 hospital bill- you better not.

by pupxi0 November 10, 2019

ground sports

The act of manipulating your genitalia to mimic a sport.

Shane made his balls fit into his asshole, he's really good at ground sports!

by Justin Inches August 26, 2015

ground beero

A location for drinking. This can be a bar, party, or just home watching the game.

It's o'beer thirty, looks like we've arrived at ground beero right on time.

by Brewster Molis September 24, 2011