Note: this only works if your girlfriend wears contacts.
Instead of coming on her face, you come in her contact lenses case, make her put her contacts in the solution, wait the full eight-hour cycle, and then put them on, resulting in stinging and your personal satisfaction.
Instead of coming on her face, you come in her contact lenses case, make her put her contacts in the solution, wait the full eight-hour cycle, and then put them on, resulting in stinging and your personal satisfaction.
Man 1: Guess what I did last night?
Bro 2: What?
Man 1: I gave me girl the ol' pearl vision.
Bro 2: Man that's a double entendre!
Bro 2: What?
Man 1: I gave me girl the ol' pearl vision.
Bro 2: Man that's a double entendre!
by GoBigRED! April 15, 2009
Get the Pearl Visionmug. "If a girl is over weight her booty is not nice it is just fat"
"If a girl is in shape but has a smaller booty it is nice because it's tighter "
Being able to tell this difference is"Booty Vision"
"If a girl is in shape but has a smaller booty it is nice because it's tighter "
Being able to tell this difference is"Booty Vision"
by BriDaddy April 15, 2014
Get the booty visionmug. When cum gets on the inside of a girl's contacts, so everything appears cloudy.
When girl wears glasses and a man comes on the inside of her glasses. When she puts them on, she has cum vision.
Refers to the smears on the glasses that are difficult to clean off.
When cum gets into the eyes and makes everything appear slightly cloudy.
When girl wears glasses and a man comes on the inside of her glasses. When she puts them on, she has cum vision.
Refers to the smears on the glasses that are difficult to clean off.
When cum gets into the eyes and makes everything appear slightly cloudy.
by Andrubidus February 17, 2009
Get the cum visionmug. Used to describe a style of film making that relies on several jump cuts a second to cover up the fact that said film has a terrible script and/or actors. Inevitably said film will be a massive commercial success and continue to contribute to the plethora of crap that passes for blockbuster hollywood films today.
by Urban Ninja October 22, 2012
Get the confuso-visionmug. she don't know she's beautiful-
1. A girl who is amazing gorgeous, usually pale skinned with dark hair and eyes, she looks like a model complete with sexy legs.
2. A girl who is fun to be around
3. The girl who everyone should love& because she's a really awesome girl
4. A girl with an awesome deveotion (to belifs and friends-even when they don't know it)
5. The girl most of the boys secretly love.
Whoa... Look at her, she's a vision... No, she's Christina-
1. A girl who is amazing gorgeous, usually pale skinned with dark hair and eyes, she looks like a model complete with sexy legs.
2. A girl who is fun to be around
3. The girl who everyone should love& because she's a really awesome girl
4. A girl with an awesome deveotion (to belifs and friends-even when they don't know it)
5. The girl most of the boys secretly love.
Whoa... Look at her, she's a vision... No, she's Christina-
visionmodel
by her secret LOVER- January 15, 2009
Get the [vision][model]mug. Betsy dosen't normally sleep with a guy she just met, but she used her vaginal vision and found that one.
by Mix master Mac September 3, 2021
Get the Vaginal visionmug. The act of trying to improve one's vision by the baring of one's teeth, as an accident of squinting.
by Akbar Lightning October 29, 2009
Get the Dental Visionmug.