side sticker

a person who persistently annoys you and bothers you, is a pain to be around and is clingy

guy 1: "ugh, i can never hang out with my friends cuz my gf is such a side sticker"

guy 2: "yea she hella clingy bro, pain in the ass"

by zestyiero September 19, 2017

Twitter Stickers

Twitter Stickers are another name for a bumper stickers. They both convey an opinion in a minimum of words.

Me: Omg - that's hilarious - look at that guy's bumper sticker.
Him: What does it say:
Me: It says, "How am I driving? How does a car really work?. How does a loving God allow such much pain."
Him: Well we certainly knows where he stands. Bumper stickers - the original twitter!

Me. They're twitter stickers

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 24, 2020

Bumper Sticker Logic

Logic that, if heard or read, will make sense briefly. But will not hold up under any amount of scrutiny. Bumper sticker logic will pass the smell test, but fails to hold up under deeper inspection.

“Believe all women” that is a great statement, but am I supposed to believe Ghislaine Maxwell, nah man, that is just bumper sticker logic

by niquil July 30, 2022

Sticker Bliss

The feeling experienced when a sticker being removed from an item (usually newly bought) peels away flawlessly, leaving no excess sticker or adhesive residue on the item.

The feeling has been reported to be better than any human emotion and/or high experienced through narcotics. Can potentially cause fatal cases of gush and squirt.

Tom - "F#ck dude, got some chronic sticker bliss the other day. Was so intense I voided my bowels and broke into violent seizure. It was awesome."

Harry - "Sh!t man."

by Dddrraaaaaaa March 5, 2013

Stripper stickers

Also known as false eyelashes or Devil's Stickers by the older generation.

"Oh my god, is Kim wearing those Stripper Stickers again!?"
"She must be getting a lot of money."

by These errors cause Fever May 1, 2022

Stickers

The most amazing person in the world who is also very gay and loves Gray

Look at Stickers go

by Æsussybaka October 8, 2021

sticker grifter

One who sells bumper stickers to members of political groups for profit.

I thought the proceeds from this bumper sticker went towards political movement. Instead it was just went to the sticker grifter’s bank account.

by Urban cowhog April 1, 2021