When you ejaculate on someones mustache who has passed out during or after a party involving alcohol.
by Carter Hamilton July 23, 2012

"Rate the Stache 1-10"- A phrase said by a gay man to a straight man to inform them they'd like a facial, or multiple.
by Jrflash2005 January 5, 2025

"A play on words made in reference to March Madness. March Madness is the annual college basket ball tournament held every year in March to crown the college basket ball champion. I know you don't watch sports so you can't relate BUT real men know exactly what I'm talking about." ~Kyle (pronounced K-aisle!)
Guy 1: Let's grow mustaches for Mustache March.
Guy 2: It's now March Stacheness, because I made it up.
Guy 2: It's now March Stacheness, because I made it up.
by StrongManHaze February 22, 2019

by Stachesack May 31, 2020

Stacy: "Thanks for eating me out Chad. You look so hot with that soviet stache."
Chad: "The redder, the better"
Chad: "The redder, the better"
by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 17, 2024

When you cum on someones upper lip. Sometimes around the holiday but by all means during Santa's off season.
- I gave that dude at the glory hole a mean Santa Stache the other day.
- Why would you tell me that.
-??
- Why would you tell me that.
-??
by Reynart April 24, 2016

a guy nuts on a guy/girls face and puts hair on it and lets it dry and they peel it off after 48 hours
by eugenedinglbry May 28, 2025
