Trump Science

Opinions based on political, economic or personal gain rather than scientific expertise, wisdom or any proven body of knowledge; someone who will bloviate to the point of embarrassment, particularly someone with no scientific background. Scientific opinions created to profit or hurt others; mean spirited.

She wanted to defend Trump Science when addressing global warming, but the facts out weighed her argument.

by Joy Lance December 30, 2018

JG Science

The creator of slideshow comparisons on YouTube
He got demonetized 3 times and hates comparisons now

"JG Science blocked us again after we asked for comparison videos"

by 🧊 Ice Bird 🧊 November 4, 2023

retart science

The inhumane illegal study of someone with God powers conducted by retards with PHDs, usually ending with a cataclysmic discovery of quantum disasters.

Logan and I stole Nina's DNA to perform retart science experiments until we unfortunately discovered that Nina was possessing our bodies to conduct quantum biologically evolved experiments on us.

by ninaarhowell August 23, 2023

Science teacher

A science teacher is someone who teaches science to a group of people usually students. They are usually stubborn and impatient and tend to make there students do useless things called "labs". They are super important in our education.

My science teacher, Miss Durdia is a stubborn bitch who teaches us nothing but how to survive her annoying ass.

by Very angry student June 8, 2023

Computer science

(n.) An insanely complex bunch of imaginate stuff to insanely create a model of the real stuffs with it in a complicated way.

Computer science is a bunch imaginative stuff, which at the same time does and does not exist, made out of numbers which create a place to put all the knowledge into it.

by SirDrFalkSigurdMildslaff October 20, 2019

bronx science

noun,verb

1) A science school in the bronx
2) A place where the majority of the people practice Larrywong
3) to pwn someone in any science matter

Where's bronx science? In the bronx you retard

Shit, I heard they did larrywong in bronx science.

Fuck, you just got bronx scienced in that intel project.

by theworldismine March 14, 2007

Follow the Science

A highly effective, self-correcting, evidence based method of evaluating the veracity of any given data set, condition or circumstance; particularly relevant when human lives, financial wellbeing and social stability hang in the balance of correct decision making.

Hey, did you hear POTUS and FLOTUS have BOTH tested POSITIVE for COVID 19?! Maybe it's NOT a hoax. Maybe NOW they'll Follow the Science when they medically treat him.
Oh HELL NO! They've already consulted the My Pillow Guy and that crazy 'demon sperm' bitch... I'm sure he'll do well

by YAWA October 3, 2020