John

A pussy bitch who needs to shave

shave your fucking face dumbass john

by renasty September 23, 2018

John

A super sweet guy who anyone is extremely lucky to have in their life

John is the best!

by Joy will come September 9, 2016

John

a very attractive guy, loves to eat pie and has a lot of friends

glad I'm your friend john

by jacko101jjdhjdhffh8383 i uJAJA March 1, 2017

John

A John is a person in his 50s with hair similiar to homer simpson and is usually a Bucktee.

Aye bruh you see that John over there?

Bro u should lay off em xans got u looking like a john.

by Sam&Jamaals August 3, 2018

John

A person that loses in every facet of life from card games to trash talking. This is generally a person that has strong confidence in there ability to win and runs away when they lose.

You need to win, Don’t be a John!

by sinodahasabigdick<3 February 9, 2018

John

He is a nice strong man who you wouldn’t wanna upset. He is a great companion and will always protect you

For gods sake stop posting these things

John Cena

by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020

John

A John is normally very built with sexy washboard abs. John's tends to get the hottest women and have lost virginity at the young age of 8.

That sexy man is looking like an absolute John

Wow nice 100 yard rush td u pulled a John there

by Gegs2048 October 14, 2019