Clam War

2 or more horny females engaged in ridiculous banter trying to engage the lone douchebag in the room.

OMG did you notice Nina and Marissa cat-fighting over that hognuts in the corner? Its a real Clam War in there!

by teenytena February 18, 2013

Clam ketchup

Clam ketchup is what is left on your balls, cock and possibly face after having sex with a vagina that is menstruating.

Paul was banging his boss last night and after having banged her he went to the bathroom to take a leak and almost tossed his dinner because he had clam ketchup all over his cock and face!

by Clamer July 28, 2016

silence of the clams

the result of female circumcision or genital mutilation done in certain cultures, rendering the female sex organ apparently incapable of ecstasy or orgasm.

It was a sad day when the silence of the clams overtook the young women of the village.

by MillsFokk August 17, 2009

Clam Hound

a person who enjoys clam shaped items(vessels); to a degree that is concerning

Nate is such a clam hound, I can't believe he put me in this position I need to take a hot bath to heal.

by E.Matty January 25, 2021

clam jammin

Female version of free ball in.going pantieless!

That girl is clam jammin,she has no panties on under her skirt.

by gypsy mom June 07, 2013

clam noshing

To perform oral sex on a woman; going down on; lapping out.

"My neck aches after all that clam noshing last night."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

rubbing clams

The act of vigorously smashing ones vagina into another's for pleasure.

I caught my sister rubbing clams with our cousin. Not sure how I feel about it.

by Mschmidthead June 05, 2017