reverse cactus

The act of smacking someone in the ass with a hand full of pins, in a sexual matter.

Lastnight I reverse cactus that girl.

by PussyDestroyer6869 July 3, 2017

Cactus Snatch

A dry scratchy vagina.

I need more lube my girl has cactus snatch.

by Sharp2112 July 15, 2017

Raging Cactus

When You put tooth pics on your dick and you just start plowing.

"Holy Shit, That's one Raging Cactus"

by weebweebweeb41 May 6, 2018

Arizona Cactus

When a woman attaches barbed wire to her partner’s penis, and either takes it in the ass or in the vagina, and bounces like she’s at a nightclub.

Hey girly, I did Arizona Cactus with Brian. Now my pussy feels like it just went through hell!

by King James 1:13 July 21, 2020

The Angry Cactus

Forcing sexual intercourse on a porcupine.

"Dan got wrecked trying to pull the angry cactus, it looks like his dick was attacked by a sewing machine."

by Alternative Holes February 22, 2020

buttered cactus

When a guy is so hairy, his dick grows side-burns. Shaving often leaves stubble behind making it feel like a cactus inside your vagina.

Man, old man Jenkins was rockin a serious buttered cactus last night.
Thing was rough!

by ThiccBoi Jenkins April 22, 2018

Cactus Lips

The unshaved stubble on the female labia.

My husband said he wouldn't go down on me, he didn't want to burn his face on my cactus lips.

by InAprosecco February 12, 2022