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Blake

Someone who ignores you when they're around more 'popular' people.

Someone who only talks to you when they need something.

Someone who ignores you when they're in a group of people.

Someone who tells you they can't hangout, but they hangout with someone else instead.

Someone who never invites you to anything, unless they can't find anyone else to go.

Someone who, without a reason, gossip about you and make fun of you, but say that it was just a joke.

Someone who doesn't answer your texts when you ask them important questions.

Someone who fake laughs when they talk to you.

Someone who tells secrets to another friend, but doesn't tell them to you.

Most of all, someone who does these things, but then when it's just you two, they pretend like nothing's changed. Then they want you to act the same around them, and whether they realize what they do or not, they won't apologize.
My Friend Blake is Fake!
by TheRichAsian June 2, 2018
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Blake

The best dude you will ever meet. Has the biggest ding sling ever. At least a 40 inch. Girls want him. He is a god. He is Jesus. If Jesus was a hot pile of muscle!!
“Wow, that Blake is a god
Yeah, I know
by BigBeanMan96 November 24, 2019
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Blake

A dumbass who doesn’t know shit and who’s penis is inverted and dipped in hot oil.
Girl 1: who’s that?
Girl 2: oh that’s just Blake, his dick is inverted

Girl 1: no way wtf?
Girl 2: yep, and he can’t spell inverted
by Analdestroyer47 May 27, 2018
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Blake

by TheYeetStreet August 16, 2020
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Blake

Ugly as crap looks like a girl and has a vagina
Blake is such a girl
by Blake Joyner August 23, 2018
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blake

a person that is in love with chanell garlett
omg u see channel and blake over ther they are such a cute couple
by blakekelly August 29, 2019
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Blake

A Guy who works with secret orgnizations and may be harm to others
Blake works for Mcdonalds
by Karemm May 13, 2018
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