Someone who ignores you when they're around more 'popular' people.
Someone who only talks to you when they need something.
Someone who ignores you when they're in a group of people.
Someone who tells you they can't hangout, but they hangout with someone else instead.
Someone who never invites you to anything, unless they can't find anyone else to go.
Someone who, without a reason, gossip about you and make fun of you, but say that it was just a joke.
Someone who doesn't answer your texts when you ask them important questions.
Someone who fake laughs when they talk to you.
Someone who tells secrets to another friend, but doesn't tell them to you.
Most of all, someone who does these things, but then when it's just you two, they pretend like nothing's changed. Then they want you to act the same around them, and whether they realize what they do or not, they won't apologize.
Someone who only talks to you when they need something.
Someone who ignores you when they're in a group of people.
Someone who tells you they can't hangout, but they hangout with someone else instead.
Someone who never invites you to anything, unless they can't find anyone else to go.
Someone who, without a reason, gossip about you and make fun of you, but say that it was just a joke.
Someone who doesn't answer your texts when you ask them important questions.
Someone who fake laughs when they talk to you.
Someone who tells secrets to another friend, but doesn't tell them to you.
Most of all, someone who does these things, but then when it's just you two, they pretend like nothing's changed. Then they want you to act the same around them, and whether they realize what they do or not, they won't apologize.
by TheRichAsian June 2, 2018

The best dude you will ever meet. Has the biggest ding sling ever. At least a 40 inch. Girls want him. He is a god. He is Jesus. If Jesus was a hot pile of muscle!!
by BigBeanMan96 November 24, 2019

Girl 1: who’s that?
Girl 2: oh that’s just Blake, his dick is inverted
Girl 1: no way wtf?
Girl 2: yep, and he can’t spell inverted
Girl 2: oh that’s just Blake, his dick is inverted
Girl 1: no way wtf?
Girl 2: yep, and he can’t spell inverted
by Analdestroyer47 May 27, 2018

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