SYSTEM UPDATE

A term used to trick players of RuneScape that the game is being updated, when it really isn't, causing spam and confusion.

<Person1> SYSTEM UPDATE
<Person2> really?????
<Person3> YES finally!!
<Person4> omg new skill pl0x
<Person5> i cant see any update

by SYSTEM UPDATE December 30, 2007

Subway System

A made-up system in which children use to steal various items from convenience stores. Used mainly by adolescent teenagers in the South, Subway System requires at least three participants, one who will talk to or distract the shop-owner, a second who will pretend to have an injury of some sort or be a lookout, and the third who steals the goods.

Haley: "Guys, Mr. Chen's Convenience Store's cameras are out!"
Carol:"Do I hear Subway System?!"
Leanne:"Yeah, girls! Let's do it! I could use some Brown Sugar Pop Tarts and Monster!"

by LuLuBee November 8, 2010

Systems Bitch

A person who works in the IT industry with a claimed focus on computer systems or server administration, they are typically men who are highly estrogenic. They believe in solving technical problems by using logic, yet in practice attempt to resolve issues by "feeling" their way through them. Due to a similar nonsensical thought process the Systems Bitch is usually odds with everyone including themselves. A systems bitch will often buddy fuck others to get ahead or in an effort to display their assumed superior intellect. Within the IT field the systems bitch is the arch nemesis of any productive member of the IT staff.

Productive IT Engineer: “I can't believe you disabled Joe's administrative privileges and then restricted corporate access to facebook! You are a total Systems Bitch!”

Systems Bitch: “I am simply following the policy.”

Productive IT Engineer: “You just made the policy up on the fly. Thanks for the ass pounding!”

Systems Bitch: “My pleasure and I am glad you like it. I will pound you in the ass often and whenever I can. Have a great day.” *Smiles*

by Romeo OMG January 24, 2014

System of a Down

One of the best bands ever.There music moved me away from a prep and into a punk (but i ve always worn Walmart)so they can change probably anyone(but i ve always worn Walmart).There songs are different but better. They tell the truth of the government.

FUCK THE SYSTEM
I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit show
I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit shame
I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit
Bit, bit, bit
(2x)

I'm just the meaning of Pi
Just the meaning of Pi
Just the meaning of Pi
(2x)

War!
Fuck the system!
War!
Fuck the system
Fuck the system
War!
Fuck the system!
War!
I need to fuck the Sys
I need to fuck the Sys
I need to fuck the Sys

I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit show
I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit shame
I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit
Bit, bit, bit
(2x)

I'm just the meaning of Pi
Just the meaning of Pi
Just the meaning of Pi
(2x)

War!
Fuck the system!
War!
Fuck the system
Fuck the system
War!
Fuck the system!
War!
I need to fuck the Sys
I need to fuck the Sys
I need to fuck the Sys

You need to fuck the sys
You need to fuck the sys
You need to fuck the sys
You need to fuck the sys

I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit show
I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit shame
I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit
Bit, bit, bit

I need to fuck the system!
I need to fuck the sys
I need to fuck the system!
We all need to fuck the system

by Karson Kutz August 2, 2004

system partner

A system partner is when someone dates a system, and the systems alters can only date that specific person. Other systems can be system partners but also singlets

"___ is my system partner, not all of us date them but we don't date anyone else!"
"Cool but i'm still locked in your basement"

by anonymous November 26, 2022

copyright system

a thing on youtube that is shit

Person 1:I made a video but it got deleted because of the copyright system since i used W.A.P as my song plus with porn! Person 2: Maybe it's because the porn thing.

by spicydorito_animationsboi March 6, 2021

Above the system

Taking rigorous classes with loads of homework, doing 0% of the homework and still succeeding like a boss.

-Walking into class late everyday
-Paying half attention to the teacher
-Fooling around in class
-ONLY copying homework right before it's due
-Still managing to understand everything that is going on
-Getting 100 in the class

n00b: Hey Dungoo! You want to meet up after school to do the Chemistry review packet?

Dungoo(Above the system kid): Get out of my face try hard. *Swags off into sunset*

by LetapKoo October 26, 2012