Swedish Stinker

When you fart on the girls pussy and use it as lubricant for your dick to fuck

Yo, Johnny totally gave jessica a swedish stinker last night. It was so bad I had to leave our dorm, I hate living with him.

by ChuckSneedler February 10, 2022

Swedish microwave

When a woman queefs in bed and pulls the covers over your head like a Dutch oven.

After sex with my boyfriend I gave him a Swedish Microwave.

by Nick Mortenson June 17, 2016

Swedish Toothbrush

The act of running your finger between your butt cheeks, preferably after a large shit or while suffering from swamp ass, then proceeding to run your finger across your victims teeth.

Man 1: Wow Mitchell's breath smells like ahit today!
Man 2: Ya, I think Shane gave hime a "Swedish Toothbrush" while he was sleeping.

by junkyarddawg February 13, 2019

swedish sandwich

When you smoke, slam a bunch of food and then smoke again.

“Ava and I are going to get Swedish Sandwiches for lunch. You should come along!”

by Lilemmy March 1, 2019

swedish toastie

the act of inserting ones penis into a toaster to gain sexual pleasure.
(note. the toaster does not have to be on)

"i just love a swedish toastie me"

by chav fucker February 2, 2017

Swedish Rudder

Swedish Rudder is the act of masturbation with a friend manipulating the forearm of another friend in an up and down motion while the male holds his own penis. This can only be completed in totality if the male ejaculates into a fan spraying his male friends in the face.

"Steve from accounting gave Kevin from HR a Swedish Rudder, well because Kevin is a fucking freak and HR peeps deserve a lil nut in the face."

by ||SPQR|| December 12, 2022

swedish tickle

to tickle your homies nipples while they eat their dog out

hey dude if you dont pass the dog ass eating exam they are gonna euthanize him, I know ill give u a swedish tickle to help you focus.

by Big Dong and the Phondleballs January 15, 2018