Undone Sweater

A broken sweater, referring to Weezer's single, "Undone - The Sweater Song."

Phil: "Eh, how come u have one undone sweater?"
Derek: "My dog bit off the string and it made one big ass hole."
Phil: "Dam."

by Skittlez Pie December 6, 2016

Sweater Jets

Particularly appealing women's breats. Usually very large in size.

check out the sweater jets on that broad.

I titty fucked the shit out of those sweater jets last night!

by stumpsjr October 23, 2009

sweater hounds

A pair of big natural supple breasts, extremely noticeable even when wearing a sweater.

Holy jesus, take a look at those sweater hounds!

by mantis toboggan January 26, 2016

Sweater Mastiffs

Used when describing a woman’s breasts when sweater puppies just isn’t enough.

Typically used when a woman is buxom and wearing a sweater or jumper, with her breasts taking up a large amount of real estate in said clothing.

Man, she has some serious sweater mastiffs!

by Dick Buttcus October 20, 2018

sweater-biter

A girl who really digs a mans sweater (pull-overs, cardigans, cashmere, wool). Similar to a “tire biter”. She is super attracted to him, equating his status and love-making skills with the type of sweater he wears.

Woman:
“Guuuuuuurl, did you see Paul in that tight merino wool sweater yesterday? Damn, he so fine. I want a piece of that.”

Woman’s friend:
“Dang, you’re a total and complete sweater-biter”

by #sweaterbiter September 21, 2019

beach sweater

High density full coverage back and chest hair worn on public beaches and office retreats staged at beach resorts.

Bruh! A seal!. No. Carter just 'stache-waxed his beach sweater..

by D-Bob99 December 10, 2020

Sweater Effect

The otherworldly phenomenon that occurs when a girl wears a tight sweater that enhances the apparent size of her boobs.

Winter is super rad because of the abundance of Sweater Effect.

by Funkfoam December 17, 2010