stump stomp

when a person has small cute feet and u feel like standing on them. Thier feet are so small they are stumps!

ha! look stumps im gonna stomp 'em
they look stompable
YOU STOOD ON MY STUMPS!

by ben benerson May 10, 2005

muffin stump

the bottom part of a muffin

Gurl, who left all these muffin stumps in the kitchen? Where are the tops too all of these muffins?

by Manny November 25, 2003

stump jumper

A derogatory term for a gay man. In particular, a homosexual that prefers to have receptive anal intercourse.

Jared is a stump jumper, by the way. Not that there is anything wrong with that, of course. I just wouldn't drop the soap around him, if you know what I mean.

by Chocotacojewboy November 1, 2007

stump fucker

Stump-fucker: The ugliest backwoods hillbilly, who even the pigs turn down. ventures into the forest looking for knot holes in stumps and downed trees, plugging them readily.

A stump fucker ventures into the forest looking for knot holes in stumps and downed trees, flogging them vivaciously until satisfaction is attained. The rottener the better. Stump fuckers usually have god awful work hardened members that ooze puss and maggots.

by Dilinger July 13, 2007

bump the stump

A term for bumping fists.

When I saw Ray at the club, I held out my fist and told him to bump the stump.

by JRB55 September 15, 2010

Stump Puller

When tree guys come chop down a tree a stump remains. Tie a chain around the stump and then the other end around the earth whale’s waist then have them pull the stump out!

One needs to be rather corpulent to be an effective stump puller.

Look at the size of that stump puller at the buffet!

by Lyin’ Dog-Faced Pony Soldier December 30, 2020

stump butler

When you get a handjob from someone with a hook for a hand

I got so trashed last night I gave Someone a stump butler

by Vidartgemagicaldino May 12, 2021