shrek

Shrek is absolute daddy material, he can get any girl even with one wink. Every girl wants him and maybe even some guys too. His dick is HUGE. Legend says that his pp is so big that you can't even see all of it at once.

girl: omg his dick is HUGE
girl#2: his name must be shrek

by C3T6 November 20, 2019

Shrek

The hottest, sexiest, terrific ogre you will ever know of. He got the largest dick with the average of 22 cm. If Shrek asked you, "can I visit your swamp." you need to let him, because it is a experience once a lifetime. Shrek might have sex with a lot of people but if does not mean that he likes it, because he is in love with a girl called Sri. When Shrek finally finds Sri, he will be the happiest ogre ever. When he sees Sri he will have the largest power ever, making is dick over 30 cm. SO WHERE IS SRI!! SHREK NEEDS HER!!

Shrek is involve with Sri

by yousleptwithmamann November 22, 2019

Shrek

A legendary extremely sexy cult leader that has seduced millions of memers into his cult. could murder someone if angry and shall be praised.

Person one: All hail the all mighty SHREK

by A bootylicousspicepepper February 27, 2020

shrek

shrek

worlds hottest being

-shrek

by I like memes of shrek July 3, 2020

Shrekathon

An event during which an individual or a group watch all the Shrek movies in succession.

James and I had a Shrekathon the other night.

by Sliced watermelon July 19, 2020

Shrek Day

Shrek day is where you celebrate shrek and it is on June 4th

Omg its Shrek Day, lets watch all the shrek movies

by grannyinsyrance June 4, 2020

Shrekita

Shrekita is a girls name, to be clear, a foreign name found in ancient history books. It's a lovely name that I wish to bring back in this century.

Friends:Hi shrekita I love your name

Shrekita: Thanks

by Fajerr September 30, 2020