"Start being a steven, and get me a can of coke."
"You're such a steven, I can jack off by myself thank you."
"You're such a steven, I can jack off by myself thank you."
by Cainus September 22, 2007
A time in the evening when you send some random ass bullshit to Steve. This may cause confusion and discomfort.
by Flapper007 June 21, 2021
A really good boyfriend but he do be kinda weird tho. He does the most random things to show u that he loves u but then again why does he make these weirdass sounds? He gives the best advice which is odd considering the amount of braincells. He got sum bbc going on and knows what he’s doing, treats u like a queen and smells really nice. Can be very depressed sometimes but u can fix that with sum head.
by ahyejne March 09, 2020
Steven is often a guy that will cheat on you. When you first meet him you will think is charming but you get to know him he’s a jerk and you never want to see him again.
by Lauren green December 30, 2017
In any Halo game past Halo 2, a steven is better known as a no-scope headshot. This is the word that you would call out upon achieving this type of kill, the word is derived from the overzealous behavior demonstrated by Steven (a man who lived in a small town in Missouri), an average Halo 2 player at best.
by Jacovich August 21, 2011
An illness which can cause a person to be incredibly annoying and vinegar-scented. This often occurs in conjunction with Tourettes Guy Syndrome and can occur as either a long-term illness or a permanent illness. Unfortunately, the only cure currently known is death.
Person A (inflicted): Hey guys, or should I say... sup, dudes.
Person B: Umm... kay?
Person C: *sniff* Hmm...
Person A: Which entrance is better? The first or the second?
Person B: What the hell?
Person C: What smells like vinegar?
Person A: AAAARGH FUCK FUCK WHICH FUCKING ENTRANCE IS ASS DICKING BETTER?
Person B: *murder* There, that's better.
Person C: Ah, he must have contracted Stevenism. Poor fellow.
Person B: Umm... kay?
Person C: *sniff* Hmm...
Person A: Which entrance is better? The first or the second?
Person B: What the hell?
Person C: What smells like vinegar?
Person A: AAAARGH FUCK FUCK WHICH FUCKING ENTRANCE IS ASS DICKING BETTER?
Person B: *murder* There, that's better.
Person C: Ah, he must have contracted Stevenism. Poor fellow.
by Wrath of the Choclate Starfish August 02, 2009
by The Real White Man March 07, 2013