Satan's Egg Nog

Just another synonym for semen.

"I was watching a porno last night and this bitch got a face full of Satan's egg nog."

by J.Dahmer September 17, 2006

satan

Barbera Streisand

Barbera Streisand is SATAN!!!

by Et Moi! January 3, 2004

satan

Originally a Pagan god, taken by the Christians during the Crusades and Secular State ages and turned into Christianity's adversary.

Happened right around the time the Bible was picked and prodded together, rejecting earlier first hand testaments like that of Judas and Mary Magdalene.

Church: "Our numbers are downeth, ask thee marketing teameth what thee other religions, are doing that we aren'teth doing"

Servant: "It appears thine haveth entities that representeth good AND evil. One god by the nameth of Satan, is used to represent some sort of wrongeth doing to others or some sorteth."

Church: "Thine haveth a god for evil? Well, we'll just tell everyone he's OUR god's enemy, and worshipping thee gets you in someth sort of celestial jail."

Servant: "Celestial jail, sir?"

Church: "What could we calleth it?"

Servant: "Hell, I don't knoweth."

by anonymously_wasted August 14, 2006

Satan's Butthole

(n) A term used in beer pong when a team makes the center of the triangle resulting in a rather frustrating void in the middle of the target.

chad and jeremey lost the game because their balls repeatedly entered satan's butthole.

by gurrilladunkingonuts July 6, 2009

Satan

Daddy

Satan is daddy lmao

by the one whomst consumed door May 8, 2021

hot as satan's balls

extremely hot

"It's hot as satan's balls outside"

by 8===D----(.)(.) April 17, 2010

satan's fleshlight

After obtaining a venomous snake (traditionally king cobra), one prys it's jaws open and proceeds to use it as a fleshlight.

"I just did satan's fleshlight. My dick is pumped."

by The dark wizard May 9, 2014