Squishy Maths

When you waffle your way through a math problem and get the right answer.

Teacher: "Remember to use the proper formulas on the exam, don't use any squishy maths!"

by RetardedGenius420 September 14, 2022

Squishy Ball

A ball that is really squishy or is in term of slang in “balls” or “sex”

Squishy Balls

by Α January 13, 2022

squishy

a softy, somebody that is very soft mentally

damn, he's squishy bruh
yo, he's a squish

by LUSC420 March 18, 2017

Squishy

someone adorable who is too cute to resist and make you want to squish their cheeks because their face is so cute and they are so cute.

Juanita is very squishy

by vungalung July 5, 2019

Squishy cloud

A Samoyed with so much for, that it appears to be a cloud. It’s name is often Louie.

“Did you see that squishy cloud?”

“yeah! He must be a Louie!”

by Lukkitooki444+222 July 29, 2019

Squishy

The act of folding two ketchup packets in half and placing them under the nubs of a toilet seat, causing them to explode onto the legs of the next unsuspecting person to sit on the toilet.

Troy was mad because I got him with a squishy earlier today

by PlanetGirth November 10, 2021

squishy eggplant

When a guys cock is huge erect and teeny tiny flaccid

I don't want to show girls my cock unless I'm erect because I have a squishy eggplant

by Tig ol bitty-1 May 15, 2016