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spides...a plague upon man. Native to "norn iron" (n.ireland), they speak a corrupted form of english. Kitted out in garish shellsuits, huge medallions and baseball caps, these skinheaded monstrosities venture from their estates in packs to descend upon civilisation, ready to "bate thaw sheet outta wenkers." Intoxicated by a mixture of "wheet 'lightnin" cider and trance anthems, they hit dangerous speeds in their souped-up red corsas before comitting minor crimes. They speak a language incomprehensible to normal humans;for example "e waant a makkie dees burger wi' nay shay" or,in english; "i want a macdonalds burger with no relish please." It is paradigmatic of all steeks to have mindlessly violent sectarian opinions; the troubles in n. Ireland were caused by spides, and their estates are daubed with paramilitary propaganda such as "red hand commandos" or "up the provos".English hip-hop hoods think they are tough, but where i'm from, the spides eat Ali G wannabes for breakfast and wash it down with a pint of gravel. beware.
an archetypal spide's day consists of;
1. Get up. Swear.
2. breakfast; beans in a cup+ cider.
3. Don't go to work/school. Hang out "with tha lads"
4. watch the footy.
5. Evening at last. Gather your posse and find a student/fruit/hippie/o.a.p and "bate tha fock" out of them
6. One the crime spree is over, get in souped up corsa , turn on dance music and spit out the window.
7. go home.
by dr.dimitri November 28, 2003
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In Spades

A declaration that is made wordemphatically/word; without question and beyond doubt.
"she told him off in spades"
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Scode

injured old skate punks turned motercycle junkies from hell. A hell bent club based around music,art, skateboarding and motorcycles.originated in the San Gabriel valley of Los Angeles in the mid to late 90s.
Lock your doors and hide the women, those damn SCODES are here!
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Spider Jizz

When Peter Parker breaks into your room when you least expect it and jizzes in your mouth. It normally tastes like spiders.
The other day i was doing my homework when I got spider jizzed!

Dude! did you hear the news, three old women got spider jizzed on in a dark alleyway at night!
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spider web

something a spider makes to live in. it is made up of lines of silky shit that come out of the spider's ass
the spider in charlottes web made spider webs with words in them
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Spider Pig

Only like the coolest pet ever. Homer Simpson's newfound friend that is compelled to walk across the ceiling while Homer sing's the theme song, only to leave dirty tracks to Marge's dismay. Isn't he the best!?

Introduced in the new Simpson's Movie Trailers.
"Spider Pig, Spider Pig. Does whatever a spider pig does."
by Jes. August 18, 2007
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spider-man 2

one of the best games/movies ever. Highly addictive!
Man I wanna fucking play spider-man 2 bitch!
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