snowflake your ass

A person who is so Christmas crazed that they'll snowflake your ass

"You better fucking put up my Christmas tree or I'll snowflake your ass!"

by Dick dick couch December 12, 2016

Snowflake Death Cult

Americans that are so afraid to admit that COVID 19 is real that they are collectively committing the slowest mass suicide in world history.

That Snowflake Death Cult member wouldn't believe a doctor when the doctor said they needed a vaccination, but they believed in the doctor enough to go back when they needed the tube.

by anonymous September 26, 2021

Edgelord vs. Snowflake Debate

A debate where people are discussing which group of people is ruining society the most, special snowflakes because of their oversensitivity, and edgelords because of their overinsensitivity, without realizing that it's technically both of them who have done the most damage.

Is there any reason to have an edgelord vs. snowflake debate? They're both equally toxic and have been ruining our culture for years now.

by CelticEagle February 17, 2019

oklahoma city snowflake

The act of taking an old cum rag and shaking all the dried up, flaky cum onto a piece of paper. The paper is then folded in half and used to funnel the cum flakes ("snow" flakes) into someone's mouth.

I was going to throw out the sock I've kept under my mattress for the last year, but before I did I gave my girl The Oklahoma City Snowflake. She loved it!

by AttackOfTheYeast February 22, 2017

mouth full of snowflakes

When a person stops themselves from swallowing. Usually when they are being confronted by another person more powerful than them.

John was brought in for questioning he tried not to swallow but the detectives knew he had a mouth full of snowflakes.

by Kenneth H. November 13, 2005

Snowflake Stomach

When boyfriend cums all over my stomach.

After a beautiful love making my boyfriend explodes all over and cums on my now snowflake stomach.

by Amazing Amy November 11, 2014

copyright snowflake

someone who will strike down anything and everything they deem is infringing on their copyright, even if the violation is very minor or can be rebuked. if the attempt fails, most commonly they will then sue the violator. they also might have ulterior motives.

someone : *uses a photo that's in the public domain in whatever*
someone else (copyright snowflake) : YOU CANT USE THAT
someone : uh, I bought this photo off a stock image website
copyright snowflake : I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about that formatting/editing style you're using, thats mine!
someone : its only like 2 seconds ffs, I can just change it or cut it out.
copyright snowflake : sorry! I have to send a strike!

by Xxnoobdestroyer29xX June 15, 2023