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cantaloupe smuggler

Term used to define a well endowed woman clad in a tight fitting shirt, blouse or dress and obviously concealing beneath an ample set of mammary glands. Coined and used by undercover narcotics officers (tongue in cheek) during attempts to identify actual drug smugglers in the sea of humanity characteristic of large airports. Also useful in the common vernacular, especially in mixed company to surreptitiously describe a large breasted woman.
Joe, I'm not positive, but she appears to be a cantaloupe smuggler.
by Clifford Skridlow October 9, 2016
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bomb smuggler

A girl with *much* larger breasts than anyone realizes because she always wears loose-fitting clothes
I hooked up with Gwen last night...turns out she's a bomb smuggler!
by FanDeBerg September 1, 2016
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Nickel Smuggler

A lower belly bulge carried prominently beneath the belt line which makes a person appear as if they is trying to smuggle a bag of nickels in their pants.
"Did you see that nickel smuggler?"
by Johnny On The Slot September 30, 2011
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Butt smuggler

A infant found on the bus that carries marijuana or usually methamphetamine packages in their anal passage. Usually found with a discrepant looking mother in a underfunded stroller. Between the ages of 0-24 months often found smelling of sickly sweet poop.
You find butt smugglers to sell your drugs for you on any major transit access
by Cody5050 May 27, 2023
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cock smuggler

I heard her boyfriend is really a Rooster Thief ,straight cock smuggler.
by anonymous November 19, 2022
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SMUGGLER

There are race on there own world who side with any race who wishes to control Arrakis Mikel can go house Atradies and I'll go the Smugglers it's on game on okay be nice to them I want to implement fair trade with him on the Worm Planet Arrakis we shall be watching and side as we please
SMUGGLER: AFFIMATIVE
by 201HH April 8, 2024
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Dung smuggler

/dəNG sməɡ(ə)lər/
Noun
A person who traffics animal or human shit from one place to another for gain, profit and or erotic pleasure. This practice is primarily done by law enforcement agencies seeking dna and scientists who smuggle exotic animal poop for study. The act of extracting the facial matter is done by anal penetration without whipping afterwards. This extraction process is also commonly done in liberal coffee houses and at George Clooney's house during political parties.
John has so much anal sex he would make a ton of cash as a dung smuggler
by Nunogonewild June 16, 2018
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