sideshoe

Not referring to one's girlfriend, but their "other friend"....sideshoe, or mistress if you will.

When a friend sees his buddy being intimate with a girl other than his girlfriend-

Friend: "Hey, I thought you were dating (insert girlfriends name)?"
Dirt Bag: "I am dating (Girlfriends name), this is my sideshoe."

by NYBumkin September 15, 2014

Sidesaddle

When your thong moves to one side in your pants

Dude you have to see what's going on in

my pants. I got a sidesaddle happening.

by mememe6969 December 6, 2014

smilesemilio

A dead af Martinez Twins fan account.
Dead

Smilesemilio Lost 300 followers in like 30 minutes.
Has had like 30 other usernames to try and stay relevant.
Failed.

by Txmblrlukas April 19, 2018

sideso

Just ew. The worst possible thing to be. Disgusting. Vile. Most likely a paedophile. Shoot on sight.

‘What a twat’

‘Yeah a total Sideso’

by DAYUMBOI November 6, 2017

Sidesgiving

An alternative to the traditional Thanksgiving dinner centered around a humongous, oven-hogging bird, in which you and your guests make the meal about the sides instead of the turkey. Because if turkey is so great why don't we eat it all year? More mashed potatoes, please!

"What unspeakable hour are you going to get up at on your day off to put that 20 lb. turkey into the oven?"

"Maybe, like, 10 a.m."

"Whaaaaat?! It'll never be ready for dinner at 3!"

"Yeah, that's okay, because we're not having turkey this year. We're doing Sidesgiving. Sucker."

by Little Walnut November 13, 2018

Sideshowitis

When sideshow fucks you so good you become loopy dizzy euforic and sleepy.

I have a sideshowitis

by PJ.Wilson December 26, 2018

sides

Sides are spiritual beings that split into two of yourself or taking in a spirit and calling it yours. Sides form when violent past actions have accured.

Do you have sides?
I have sides
My sides are sad...
One of my side's names is Andrew

by SalFisher123 February 14, 2019