sideshoe

Not referring to one's girlfriend, but their "other friend"....sideshoe, or mistress if you will.

When a friend sees his buddy being intimate with a girl other than his girlfriend-

Friend: "Hey, I thought you were dating (insert girlfriends name)?"
Dirt Bag: "I am dating (Girlfriends name), this is my sideshoe."

by NYBumkin September 15, 2014

sideshow mel

minor British sidekick on the Krusty the Clown TV series; infamous for the large bone(species unidentified)caught through his hair(which happens to resemble that of Marge Simpson, only more of a sea green and much shorter, supposedly stuck there due to a gum chewing incident) and for his common loud outbursts

"My opinion is as valid as the next man's!"

by equine_attraction_00 June 27, 2004

Sideshow Don

A famous Ex President, who needs constant attention and provides strange entertainment value for the people. Possibly related to Sideshow Bob.

It might be fake news but I hear Sideshow Don will be announcing his reelection candidacy in the near future.

by NJLIB November 11, 2022

sideshow bob

An evil genius who has tried to kill; Bart Simpson; Selma Bouviere; Krusty the Klown (x2) and probably others. He has also attempted to blow up Springfield, but mended his ways twice, thrwarting his brothers plans to flood Springfield and helping homer find the man who was trying to kill him (Frank Grimes' son).

Sideshow Bob bears a grudge against the world.

by Mortenson January 30, 2004

Sideshow Bob

Named after the Simpsons character due to the resemblance to his hair, this is when a cigarette is rolled and the finished product has an excess afro of tobacco poking out of the top.

Haha, look at Lauren's fag everyone, she's got a major Sideshow Bob goin' on there.

by TheKHeroine April 6, 2011

street sideshow

An informal demonstration of automotive stunts often held in empty parking lots and vacant streets, having first appeared in Oakland, California in the 1980s as social gatherings of youth.

I was not allowed to go to street sideshows when I was a teenager and I knew that if I did, there would be hell to pay!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2021

Sideshow

When ghetto people drive broken down vehicles in circles at public intersections and in residential neighborhoods. These people—typically uneducated and poor black or Hispanic males—have little self-worth and lash out to community by disrupting people’s lives and destroying public property and neighborhood property values.

Some ghetto people support sideshows as a misguided cultural expression similar to one expressing oneself by committing violent crimes.

Hey Paco, did you hear about that thug who died in a sideshow? What an idiot, he was dancing around and got hit by that car. One down, 100,000 more thugs to go.

by Pacoroni March 28, 2023