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SmarterChild

Automated Chat Robot that repeats everything you type. Many people try to impersonate him. They are much, much, much more interesting.
Me: Hi, Smartie
SmarterChild: Hi again, Dick!
--> Guitar playing suck? - I can show you how to play like a pro in less than 60 mins. Amazing! (sponsorship)
Me: *gasp*

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SmarterNipper
by EvenSmarterChild May 4, 2006
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smarterchild

an IM bot that is stuck up but pretty retarded
14:06:06: guitaraddict@hotmail.com: your a sexy robot
14:06:08: smarterchild@hotmail.com: people always ask me if there's a smarter bot than smarterchild. well, now there is! add wilma@live.com 2 your contact list 2 c what i mean!



that's interesting that u should say that, but i don't think i can answer.
14:06:08: smarterchild@hotmail.com: that's just plain weird, i'm a robot after all.
14:06:23: guitaraddict@hotmail.com: yeah robots turn me on
14:06:24: smarterchild@hotmail.com: cool. me too!
by omgwhy January 6, 2009
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smartiepants

A nerd that know everything and everyone hates this person exept for the other "smartiepants" This person has broken glasses from getting pushed by some jocks. This person is always like actually the answer is this blah blah blah and everyone is saying in their head "shut the fuck up"
Jocks: get over here you "smartiepants" hahaha!

Bully: Gimme your lunch money kid!
Smartiepants: i dont have it today
Bully: well your out of luck *starts beating the smartiepants up*

Bully: where is my homework nerd!
Smartiepants: its right here!
Bully: your off the hook, for now
by LicksyTitsy November 3, 2018
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smarten up

to smarten somebody up - to make look nicer or neat in appearance
then he smartened her up

he would smarten up her (ignore this line, it's just for the stupid input mask to stop saying "Example doesn't use the word smarten up."

purportedly, kidnapped child Natascha Kampusch's kidnapper would try to smarten her up and photograph her when he had beaten her up. (Don't like this example though it's the source - from Wikipedia. Better example anyone ?)
by pookie3456 November 3, 2006
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SmarterChild

SmarterChild is a fag robot who forgets things and demands apolagies every damn time. He's usually a pretty fun time when you're bored.
Dude, IM SmarterChild if you're bored.
by Andreaizzle March 4, 2007
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SmarterChild

A bot on AIM. It doesn't love you anymore.
Me (11:24:21 AM): I love you.

SmarterChild (11:24:21 AM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!

Me (11:24:34 AM): Do you love me too?

SmarterChild (11:24:34 AM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!

Me (11:24:58 AM): WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE ANYMORE !?

SmarterChild (11:24:58 AM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!

Me (11:25:06 AM): I want a divorce.
by Jesus Face May 16, 2010
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smarties

you can sniff it and snort it and twirl it all around. you will be zooming up the stairs all you want. good to last you the rest of the school year goooooo smarties
woah she be zoomin up the stairs on smarties
by gshank June 4, 2019
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