Rock Sloth

A particularly unfortunate looking female. One who is usually overwieght.

"Did you see Mike last night man he was so drunk!"
"Yea dude he went home with this total Rock Sloth."

by Droob411 March 12, 2009

slaggy sloth

Always a slut. Probably wears too much make-up. Definitely wears tops that droop so low at the front they're a potential trip hazard. These people are not too be asked out. Even if they are hot. It is a certainty they will dump you within the next week or so, but depending on the amount of slagginess possibly the next 24 hours.

Dude 1: Hey dude taylor dumped me
Dude 2: What a shame but at least you asked out that new gal
Dude 1: That was taylor
Dude 2:What a slaggy sloth....

by Thegingermanwithaplan November 8, 2013

stoner sloth

An Australian smoker. Most commonly seen in their anti-marijuana commercials.

Oh Stoner sloth.

by AvocadoSwag April 10, 2016

fugly sloth

Fugly sloth is a person that is fucking lazy and fucking ugly

You are such a fugly sloth

by Meme011502 May 15, 2016

Shaves the Sloth

a person, place, thing or action that is a TOTAL waste of time... boring! an obstruction of fun. A social obstacle. LAME!
A party pooper.

"I get on with Mrs. So-In-So alright, but her husband sure Shaves the Sloth!"

by winksie December 27, 2011

slothwhore

The fat glutonus swine sitting in the back of the bar giving bj's to any guy who comes near her.

Looks like a female Jabba the Hut with a dick her mouth.

by GIMELY February 20, 2004

Slothing

When you're too high or too tired to get up and move around or do anything active. Taken from sloth, a mamal that lives their life hanging in trees and moving very slowly. The sap of the trees are said to be hallucinogenic, causing the sloths to be high most of the time. Also can be used as an adjective (slothy, slothed).

"Bro: I'm so slothed from ripping that GB."

"Bro: Hey bro do you wanna go shoot some hoops?
Broham: No dude, I'm slothing way too hard right now."

"Bro: Dude, I was slothing-out from that PCP we smoked last night.
Broham: I know man, that stuff was straight up slothy"

by Castro with a K May 30, 2008