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taller sitting

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than 5 Shanghai phonebooks.
Gertrude is so damn fat that she's two inches taller sitting in a chair than she is when she's standing,
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.
by Goofnut November 20, 2023
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Ankle sitting

Ankle sitting refers to a type of sitting where a person is in a chair, and has one of their leg folded over the other in a way where the ankle rests on top of the knee.

This term was coined in 2024 by youtuber project y.b.t.f.c., also known as Wiz.
A: What's your favorite sitting position?
B: Definitely ankle sitting. I love leaving no room for other people when I'm in public buses.
by HotRodDuncan's#1fan August 31, 2024
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Bench Sitting

The deliberate and voluntary abstention of an individual within a group from participating in a shared activity, demonstrating a conscious choice of non-involvement.
Matthew didn’t join the bowling game today, he’s literally bench sitting.
by JohnSmithKiller2646 January 14, 2024
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Shroom Sitting

When a sober person keeps people tripping on mushrooms safe. (The designated driver of psychedelics)
Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.
by Care Bear Othy June 16, 2024
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Gay sitting

A casual sitting posture where a person sits on the ground with legs spread wide apart, often leaning back slightly or slouching in a relaxed and comfortable manner
by Naursine August 12, 2025
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Gay sitting

It is casual sitting posture where a person sits on the ground with legs spread wide apart, often leaning back slightly or slouching in a relaxed and comfortable manner being more gay depending on context
by Naursine August 12, 2025
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sloppy joe sitting

Kind of like cake farts but with sloppy Joe's. They are meant to be eaten afterwards.
Hey babe, I have a new kink I want to try out. It's sloppy joe sitting. It'll be an awesome dinner date
by Lavalarrys September 17, 2023
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